45.1 - 13 places to hide a body
1. Dumpster (yeah, easy and predictable, I know).
2. Freezer (I've seen too many attempts at cryogenics and also unknowing family members going for the extra pint of Ben & Jerry's, not knowing what was underneath all of those frozen goods).
3. Back of a car (way too predictable, especially if you're in any kind of mafia).
4. Abandoned parking lot hidden under overgrown weeds and trash.
5. In the snow (word to the not-so-wise: snow eventually melts).
6. Stagnant bodies of water (during the summer time, the stench will give you away quicker, FYI).
7. In the mail. I guess that's not so much 'hiding' as it is...being a sick sociopath who sends people body parts as clues. Still.
8. In the walls of a building being renovated. Don't know how many times I've gotten called to a scene after part of a building gets knocked down.
9. In a similar vein, anywhere with freshly poured concrete. Very Hoffa-esque.
10. A coffin. The last place most people would think to look.
11. In plain sight (not necessarily a la Weekend at Bernie's, but I've seen some creative stuff...)
12. Closet. Makes for quite literal games of Skeletons in the Closet years later.
13. Suitcases, trunks or other kinds of luggage.
2. Freezer (I've seen too many attempts at cryogenics and also unknowing family members going for the extra pint of Ben & Jerry's, not knowing what was underneath all of those frozen goods).
3. Back of a car (way too predictable, especially if you're in any kind of mafia).
4. Abandoned parking lot hidden under overgrown weeds and trash.
5. In the snow (word to the not-so-wise: snow eventually melts).
6. Stagnant bodies of water (during the summer time, the stench will give you away quicker, FYI).
7. In the mail. I guess that's not so much 'hiding' as it is...being a sick sociopath who sends people body parts as clues. Still.
8. In the walls of a building being renovated. Don't know how many times I've gotten called to a scene after part of a building gets knocked down.
9. In a similar vein, anywhere with freshly poured concrete. Very Hoffa-esque.
10. A coffin. The last place most people would think to look.
11. In plain sight (not necessarily a la Weekend at Bernie's, but I've seen some creative stuff...)
12. Closet. Makes for quite literal games of Skeletons in the Closet years later.
13. Suitcases, trunks or other kinds of luggage.