26:2 :: 13 Favorite Excuses
1. It's not me, it's artistic temperament.
2. I'm sorry, I got mistaken for a tourist and mugged on my way to the Seven-Eleven.
3. I thought it would pass some time in an amusing fashion.
4. If I have no memory and you have no photographic evidence I refuse to believe it happened.
5. My Brit-Yankee dictionary is missing a few chapters.
6. The still patriarchal nature of our society makes it difficult for me to break free from my classic female restraints.
7. What can I say, I'm a curious creature.
8. I've really enjoyed talking to you but unfortunately you've reminded me of how much I need to find an ATM and an all night liquor store.
9. I was dead at the time.
10. Vernon James is a compulsive liar, hopeless sleaze and quite possibly impotent.
11. My priest told me to.
12. If I don't write this riff down immediately I will forever curse myself.
13. I'd claim temporary insanity but that's kind of a lie.
2. I'm sorry, I got mistaken for a tourist and mugged on my way to the Seven-Eleven.
3. I thought it would pass some time in an amusing fashion.
4. If I have no memory and you have no photographic evidence I refuse to believe it happened.
5. My Brit-Yankee dictionary is missing a few chapters.
6. The still patriarchal nature of our society makes it difficult for me to break free from my classic female restraints.
7. What can I say, I'm a curious creature.
8. I've really enjoyed talking to you but unfortunately you've reminded me of how much I need to find an ATM and an all night liquor store.
9. I was dead at the time.
10. Vernon James is a compulsive liar, hopeless sleaze and quite possibly impotent.
11. My priest told me to.
12. If I don't write this riff down immediately I will forever curse myself.
13. I'd claim temporary insanity but that's kind of a lie.