26:2 - 13 Favorite Excuses
01: I don’t know what gives people the right to blame shit on me. Like I don’t already have enough to deal with.
02: Sorry, my car’s not working again. I think it's about ready to blow up.
03: What? I don’t remember agreeing to that.
04: By the time I get there you'll have bled to death. So why don't I just go ahead and take my time.
05: I have no fucking idea what you’re talking about.
06: Why don’t you ask that guy over there. He's obviously the responsible one.
07: That was today?
08: Shit, sorry man, I forgot.
09: I'll get back to you on that.
10: Too busy with work. (Yeah, when am I ever?)
11: It seemed like a good idea at the time.
12: Tell you what, why don't I take a whole bottle of aspirin and call tomorrow if I'm not dead.
13: I'd rather jump in front of traffic during rush hour.
Adam Faulkner
Saw
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