13 of Your Favourite Halloween Candies
1. Skittles. Because any time is Skittles time.
2. Bournville Deeply Dark. Dark chocolate that comes in nice big bars. How can that not earn a nod?
3. Creme Egg. Easter Schmeaster.
4. Rowntree's Fruit Pastilles. Better when a little melted.
5. Chupa Chups. With the chewing gum centre.
6. Mini Eggs. The Creme Egg's smaller, crunchier cousin.
7. Pop Rocks. Everyone loves Pop Rocks.
8. After Eight mints. Bringing a little sophistication.
9. Giant Sour Jawbreakers. A sweet that's for life, not just Halloween.
10. Flake. Just don't play the bloody song.
11. Fizzy cola laces. Makes for tasty makeshift rope/handcuffs.
12. Hersey's Kisses. Almost sways my Cadbury's heart.
13. Gummi Worms. They have to be on the list, don't they?
1. Flirting. A little obvious, maybe. A little tame, certainly. But the light, casual kind is fun and the heavy and intense kind... Well, it gets the pulse going, let's put it that way.
2. Distance. Being in the same place but separate. You both know each other is there. You're both watching each other. It's all eyes and looks and those subtle-not-so-subtle gestures...
3. ...Which can lead on to the chase. Simple's okay but sometimes you need to work a little. I like to be captivated.
4. And sometimes a girl likes to be captured, too.
5. Whispering in someone's ear what naughty little thing is going to be done to them later. Preferably in a restaurant/the mall/church.
6. Being told what to do. Any element of feminism goes out the window with the right commands from the right voice.
7. It isn't tasteful and it isn't classy but fucking. Hard fucking. Against a wall. In an alley.
8. Kissing. This should probably be higher up the list but sometimes there are better things to be doing. But kissing's good. Straddling your lap, hands in your hair, maybe a little too much kissing.
9. Games. Will you, won't you, will I, won't I, a touch of innuendo, oh, quick subject change... The answer's probably already yes but a bit of teasing never goes amiss.
10. And being teased in return. Drag it out. Don't give me what I want...
11. ...Though I might take it. Dominance can be a trip. And I'm not adverse to accessories being involved.
12. Strangers. It isn't very lady-like to admit but sometimes I don't care about what your job is, what your hobbies are, why you prefer the Stones to The Beatles and why you think John Lennon is, like, so overrated and how you had an awesome time kitesurfing at Cabarete Bay.
13. Being touched. Very lightly. Everywhere. I love the feather-light sensation.
2. Bournville Deeply Dark. Dark chocolate that comes in nice big bars. How can that not earn a nod?
3. Creme Egg. Easter Schmeaster.
4. Rowntree's Fruit Pastilles. Better when a little melted.
5. Chupa Chups. With the chewing gum centre.
6. Mini Eggs. The Creme Egg's smaller, crunchier cousin.
7. Pop Rocks. Everyone loves Pop Rocks.
8. After Eight mints. Bringing a little sophistication.
9. Giant Sour Jawbreakers. A sweet that's for life, not just Halloween.
10. Flake. Just don't play the bloody song.
11. Fizzy cola laces. Makes for tasty makeshift rope/handcuffs.
12. Hersey's Kisses. Almost sways my Cadbury's heart.
13. Gummi Worms. They have to be on the list, don't they?
1. Flirting. A little obvious, maybe. A little tame, certainly. But the light, casual kind is fun and the heavy and intense kind... Well, it gets the pulse going, let's put it that way.
2. Distance. Being in the same place but separate. You both know each other is there. You're both watching each other. It's all eyes and looks and those subtle-not-so-subtle gestures...
3. ...Which can lead on to the chase. Simple's okay but sometimes you need to work a little. I like to be captivated.
4. And sometimes a girl likes to be captured, too.
5. Whispering in someone's ear what naughty little thing is going to be done to them later. Preferably in a restaurant/the mall/church.
6. Being told what to do. Any element of feminism goes out the window with the right commands from the right voice.
7. It isn't tasteful and it isn't classy but fucking. Hard fucking. Against a wall. In an alley.
8. Kissing. This should probably be higher up the list but sometimes there are better things to be doing. But kissing's good. Straddling your lap, hands in your hair, maybe a little too much kissing.
9. Games. Will you, won't you, will I, won't I, a touch of innuendo, oh, quick subject change... The answer's probably already yes but a bit of teasing never goes amiss.
10. And being teased in return. Drag it out. Don't give me what I want...
11. ...Though I might take it. Dominance can be a trip. And I'm not adverse to accessories being involved.
12. Strangers. It isn't very lady-like to admit but sometimes I don't care about what your job is, what your hobbies are, why you prefer the Stones to The Beatles and why you think John Lennon is, like, so overrated and how you had an awesome time kitesurfing at Cabarete Bay.
13. Being touched. Very lightly. Everywhere. I love the feather-light sensation.