22.2 - I Coulda Died
13 Times you could have died (literally or figuratively)
1. The first time mom caught me with the dirty magazine and my dick in my hand.
2. The first time dad caught me watching the neighbor through the window, my dick in my hand.
3. The first time I surfed alone. Okay, every time I surf alone.
4. The first time I tried heroin.
5. Every time I've ever done drugs.
6. Drinking and driving, 'nough said.
7. Skydiving.
8. Bungee Jumping.
9. The last three fights I got into.
10. Loving Leo. That's a life or death situation all the time.
11. Learning to ride the motorcycle. That first winding road.
12. Shouting 'I'm here, I'm queer' at the GOP convention.
13. Sept. 11, 2001. Yeah, I was supposed to work that day, on that block.
Bobby Barnes
OC
Speak to me, baby
1. The first time mom caught me with the dirty magazine and my dick in my hand.
2. The first time dad caught me watching the neighbor through the window, my dick in my hand.
3. The first time I surfed alone. Okay, every time I surf alone.
4. The first time I tried heroin.
5. Every time I've ever done drugs.
6. Drinking and driving, 'nough said.
7. Skydiving.
8. Bungee Jumping.
9. The last three fights I got into.
10. Loving Leo. That's a life or death situation all the time.
11. Learning to ride the motorcycle. That first winding road.
12. Shouting 'I'm here, I'm queer' at the GOP convention.
13. Sept. 11, 2001. Yeah, I was supposed to work that day, on that block.
Bobby Barnes
OC
Speak to me, baby