Oct 07, 2008 15:04
13 people/places/things you'd use a rocket launcher on.
OOC: Obviously, this is in modern time. Locked to Immortals and those who know of them.
1. Mordred - Of course, we didn’t have such weapons then, but I certainly would have enjoyed it.
2. Cerdic and his army of Saxons - I think that, had we possessed such a weapon, we might have saved Tristan and Lancelot, at least, from their untimely deaths.
3. The Nazis in San Marino - A perfect, beautiful republic, and it was ruined by the bastards who thought they were right in their mad quest for domination.
4. My third wife - I have never disliked any woman so much as that duplicitous shrew and her mad mother.
5. The French Court - For general purposes. An entirely useless lot.
6. Rome - Ditto
7. Every loud, annoying nightclub that plays thumping music. Is it too much to ask for a bit of talent in music?
8. Romantic poets and such, who took my ideals and bastardized them into drivel.
9. Las Vegas - I’ve never seen such a den of useless sods in my long life.
10. Washington, D.C. - Ditto.
11. My neighbor, Clarence - He was re-doing his driveway with a jackhammer at seven in the morning last Sunday.
12. My last wife’s brother’s arse - Because men who harm children deserve such a fate.
13. The Vatican - For turning God into something corrupt and evil.
muse: king arthur,
journal: forsaking_rome,
fandom: king arthur,
!prompt set 22