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Sep 03, 2008 17:16

I admit the following is written while I'm pondering homicide so please accept it as such.

17.3 - 13 laws you think should be changed.
1. It should be legal to shoot any known, confirmed terrorists on sight.
2. Using a girl's weakness to try and get on her good side should be punishable by hard labor.
3. Justifiable homicide should include any guy cocky enough to make snide comments about his sexual conquests to the current of the conquest.
4. It shouldn't just be justifiable homicide. There should be a firing line.
5. I vote that torture NOT be cruel and unusual in this case.
6. Being stupid enough to believe the lies of a terrorist should be punishable by public mocking just to ensure you aren't that stupid again.
7. If you commit a terroristic act in which hundreds are hurt/killed then there shouldn't be prison.
8. If there is prison, it should involve electrified bars and NO COMPUTER ACCESS. Who the hell gives a hacker daily computer access?!?!
9. In fact, you should have to watch crappy computer gamers downloading virus laden programs until their computers fry. Over and over and over again.
10. Kidnapping should have stricter penalties. I vote for life imprisonment without parole.. or computers.
11. So as to not be completely hateful right now: I would like to see any intentional crimes to harm children be punishable by death. Death by torture.
12. For the purposes of my mood today, nineteen counts as a child.
13. It should definitely be crime of passion to kill in the mood I'm in.

Lucy McClane | Die Hard

muse: lucy mcclane, !prompt set 17, fandom: die hard, journal: bitofahandful

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