16.2 - 13 things you'd do as an evil overlord.
1. Change the name. Evil overlord sounds mean.
2. Buy a purple cape! I'm pretty sure overlords are supposed to have capes.
3. Begin speaking like Mr. Doom. He kinda IS the be all end all of evil overlords.
4. OH! Or speak like Darth Vader--except I think the other guy, the emperor, was more in power so hmmm...
5. Have a scepter. Overlords need scepters.
6. Hire Illyana to be the like wise person who decides things.
7. Set up base on a nice island somewhere.
8. Make sure the island has pineapples.
9. And monkeys.
10. Give all the monkeys hats (like Apu)
11. Eat pineapple. Lots and lots of pineapple.
12. Make sure the monkeys are treated well.
13. Yes I KNOW this list is CRAZY but seriously the ONLY WAY I would try to be an evil overlord is if I WAS crazy so there you go.
2. Buy a purple cape! I'm pretty sure overlords are supposed to have capes.
3. Begin speaking like Mr. Doom. He kinda IS the be all end all of evil overlords.
4. OH! Or speak like Darth Vader--except I think the other guy, the emperor, was more in power so hmmm...
5. Have a scepter. Overlords need scepters.
6. Hire Illyana to be the like wise person who decides things.
7. Set up base on a nice island somewhere.
8. Make sure the island has pineapples.
9. And monkeys.
10. Give all the monkeys hats (like Apu)
11. Eat pineapple. Lots and lots of pineapple.
12. Make sure the monkeys are treated well.
13. Yes I KNOW this list is CRAZY but seriously the ONLY WAY I would try to be an evil overlord is if I WAS crazy so there you go.