16.2 - 13 things you'd do as an evil overlord.
1. I would first practice my maniacal laughter.
2. I would buy a huge mansion. On top of a hill. With a winding road.
3. I would buy the world's fastest car, then drive it on the Autobahn - I would apologize profusely to Gav is I was killed doing this.
4. I would buy a jet, and a speedboat. I suspect I need a horse too. Hush, you never know when you need to look dashing and deadly atop a horse.
5. I would hire guards. Guards and hackers. Guards to protect me. Hackers to set up traps getting to me.
6. I would never, not ever, go out on a mission by myself. That is just making yourself a target.
7. I would never let the world know I was the evil overlord. I would hire actors to play me then, when they're killed, I would ensure that others would believe they were false and put another on the "throne" in my place.
8. I would surround my house on the hill with a moat. Filled with sharks and pirhana.
9. I would not live in that great big house. I would let the actor live there. Target anyone?
10. I would still practice my laugh because it would be fun.
11. I would not monologue. Laughing is one thing, revealing my plan is another.
12. If the hero came for me, I would not capture him. He would be shot on sight - this is stolen, I know.
13. I would not fall for any of my victims.
Lucy McClane | Die Hard
2. I would buy a huge mansion. On top of a hill. With a winding road.
3. I would buy the world's fastest car, then drive it on the Autobahn - I would apologize profusely to Gav is I was killed doing this.
4. I would buy a jet, and a speedboat. I suspect I need a horse too. Hush, you never know when you need to look dashing and deadly atop a horse.
5. I would hire guards. Guards and hackers. Guards to protect me. Hackers to set up traps getting to me.
6. I would never, not ever, go out on a mission by myself. That is just making yourself a target.
7. I would never let the world know I was the evil overlord. I would hire actors to play me then, when they're killed, I would ensure that others would believe they were false and put another on the "throne" in my place.
8. I would surround my house on the hill with a moat. Filled with sharks and pirhana.
9. I would not live in that great big house. I would let the actor live there. Target anyone?
10. I would still practice my laugh because it would be fun.
11. I would not monologue. Laughing is one thing, revealing my plan is another.
12. If the hero came for me, I would not capture him. He would be shot on sight - this is stolen, I know.
13. I would not fall for any of my victims.
Lucy McClane | Die Hard