14.2 - 13 Injuries you've had.
1. Black eye and cheek.
2. Split eyebrow. (The same time as the eye and cheek. The fist that hit me was huge.)
3. Scraped knuckles. (I hit back. Repeatedly.)
4. Broken fingernails. (Go ahead and laugh, I didn't think it was so funny at the time and missing a whole nail from the cuticle up bleeds a lot more than you think...)
5. Broken clavicle, left shoulder.
6. Knife wound to left shoulder. The knife went right through.
7. Knife wound to right side, collapsed lung.
8. Skinned knees.
9. Concussion. (One time from the fist to the face, another time, I don't remember exactly what happened.)
10. Head wound. (I'm sure I have a scar there, I can feel it behind and up from my right ear.)
11. The 'flu common cold. Yes I am classing this as an injury, see if I care.
12. Bruised lower back from a window ledge.
13. Knocked pride and bruised ego's. No, I haven't stretched this out to reach thirteen, how dare you ask...
2. Split eyebrow. (The same time as the eye and cheek. The fist that hit me was huge.)
3. Scraped knuckles. (I hit back. Repeatedly.)
4. Broken fingernails. (Go ahead and laugh, I didn't think it was so funny at the time and missing a whole nail from the cuticle up bleeds a lot more than you think...)
5. Broken clavicle, left shoulder.
6. Knife wound to left shoulder. The knife went right through.
7. Knife wound to right side, collapsed lung.
8. Skinned knees.
9. Concussion. (One time from the fist to the face, another time, I don't remember exactly what happened.)
10. Head wound. (I'm sure I have a scar there, I can feel it behind and up from my right ear.)
11. The 'flu common cold. Yes I am classing this as an injury, see if I care.
12. Bruised lower back from a window ledge.
13. Knocked pride and bruised ego's. No, I haven't stretched this out to reach thirteen, how dare you ask...