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Dear Nintendo,
Please, stop shitting all over the industry you so painstakingly helped build. I don't care if your sales are through the roof; you don't deserve it. While I credit you for managing to hone in on the apparently huge demographic of "casual gamers", who are too stupid to know the difference between an actual peice of software and a Flash game, it really worries me what you've managed to do here. See, I like video games. I like REAL video games. And if this little trend you've started here continues, we're all fucked. Soon everyone and their mother will be hip and trendy, and jump on the "game train." And then the whole market will go to shit! All we'll see are hundreds of overpriced shit titles being marketed to retarded children and their parents who are all too happy to shell out fifty bucks because "Diner Dash" makes for good family bonding. And Nintendo, while I will love you until the day I die, you do not make video games. Not anymore. You make...trinkets. Toys. Cheap plastic. Wii Fit is not a game. Neither is Brain Age. And no matter how you spin it, excersize is still just that, and math is still math. But apparently, anything that sucks put into game form is awesome. Example.
Holy shit. Genocide fucking sucks. BUT WAIT...
Oh damn. Will you look at that?!?! GENOCIDE STILL FUCKING SUCKS.
Please, stop shitting all over the industry you so painstakingly helped build. I don't care if your sales are through the roof; you don't deserve it. While I credit you for managing to hone in on the apparently huge demographic of "casual gamers", who are too stupid to know the difference between an actual peice of software and a Flash game, it really worries me what you've managed to do here. See, I like video games. I like REAL video games. And if this little trend you've started here continues, we're all fucked. Soon everyone and their mother will be hip and trendy, and jump on the "game train." And then the whole market will go to shit! All we'll see are hundreds of overpriced shit titles being marketed to retarded children and their parents who are all too happy to shell out fifty bucks because "Diner Dash" makes for good family bonding. And Nintendo, while I will love you until the day I die, you do not make video games. Not anymore. You make...trinkets. Toys. Cheap plastic. Wii Fit is not a game. Neither is Brain Age. And no matter how you spin it, excersize is still just that, and math is still math. But apparently, anything that sucks put into game form is awesome. Example.
Holy shit. Genocide fucking sucks. BUT WAIT...
Oh damn. Will you look at that?!?! GENOCIDE STILL FUCKING SUCKS.