No Event // Aphro'd

[ihas3rdleg]

[[This is Benio. From Zone-00. Beware, for he is one of the trappiest of traps, cos he has a third leg (read: wiener), despite looking all girly and such. And he is legal (over 100 years old?) even though he looks like he's 10, at most. Zero alcohol tolerance, too. And most of his sentences end with a ♥ so I apologize in advance for the heart

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y hello thar, Benio. U can has twin.

[nightlord_3045]

After the last couple of events the damn hotel had put him through, Ion figured he could use a drink. The bar stocked a nice red wine he could dilute blood pills into if he'd had any and he was enjoying it when that flash in his peripheral vision, of long blonde hair the same shade as his, made him choke, afraid the hotel had decided to kidnap his grandmother as well.

He half-turned his head for a better look, and...that was not Mirka Fortuna. Whoever it was looked more like him; almost identical aside from having longer hair and...were those wings, half-concealed by the little white dress? He set the wine glass down and asked the bartender for vodka instead. Hard liquor would chase his newly-formed headache away better than wine.

OTL I never really noticed until you pointed it out.

[ihas3rdleg]

Benio drained another flute of champagne before he spun in his seat, giggling happily. Something blond caught his attention during one of his turns, and he stopped and stared at the boy who looked like him but was not him, shorter hair, different clothing and all.

Curious, he hopped a few seats closer and leaned against the new person, batting his eyelashes at him. "Hey, are you my long lost brother? ♥"

Couldn't help it. It just amuses me to no end that Kyujyo based Ion's manga appearance off the trap.

[nightlord_3045]

"...No, not to my knowledge..." The leaning and the eyelash-batting wouldn't have gotten to him coming from anyone else, but from someone who looked like his long lost twin? Yeah, that made it kind of creepy.

And with that he tossed back about half the Smirnoff cooler the bartender had handed him. He was going to need to be at least buzzed for this conversation to continue without his brain breaking, if his first impression of his 'twin' was anything to go by.

[OOC: Could you delete that reply to the entry? It was an accident and LJ is giving me crap about deleting.]

Ion is shotabait. And has a voice actor that voices a lot of shotabaits orz

[ihas3rdleg]

"Oh, well. Oo-niisan never told me about another brother." Shrugging a little, Benio continued to lean against the other, almost falling into the other's lap. "But you feel different," he continued, waving his champagne flute around and spilling some of the contents on his dress. "You're not a yatagarasu, right?"

[ooc: lol okay. I was wondering why suddenly I have so many replies. XD;;]

This is true. But Ion's also very srs bznz, and Benio apparently notsomuch. So it makes me laugh.

[nightlord_3045]

Blink. Blink. Does not compute- and that isn't the Smirnoff talking either. "Yata-whatnow?" But now that he...uh, she...uh...it mentioned it, whatever-it-actually-was smelled, definitely not human, but not like a Methuselah, either. "Uh, you're spilling your drink..."

And once he got past the initial weirdness of it, the invasion of his personal space didn't bother him. He'd gotten used to it at the Ravis Seur thanks to his little arrangement with Ryoji.

So, 'twins' from now on, y/y? :D

[ihas3rdleg]

"Yatagarasu. Crow demon." Benio made a show of flapping his red wings, giggling as he got up onto the counter and downed another flute. "So, what're you?" he asked, leaning in to peer at Ion carefully. "Kitsune? Vampire?"

Y! :D

[nightlord_3045]

He had to bite down a reflexive 'But demons don't exist!' And keeping his mouth occupied made for a damn good excuse to polish off that vodka cooler and order another one. At which point his er..'twin' decided to climb up on the bar and he nearly got a mouthful of red feathers. Well, he/she/it was clearly something that didn't exist in Ion's world, anyway.

"Er, yeah. That last one..." He leaned back a little when the other leaned in. Leaning on him was one thing. Getting right up in his face was another, and it made him uncomfortable. Even Ryoji, touchy-feely as he was, had respected that particular boundary. Except when they were kissing, of course. Don't think about kissing Ryoji! He scolded himself. And don't think about kissing this...this person either!'

[ihas3rdleg]

The crow blinked cutely, giggling when the other boy leaned back. "You really look like me," he commented, moving in as close as he can without falling off the bar. "And you have really pretty eyes."

The color made Benio think of his own wings, and, on a whim, plucked out a feather and tucked it behind Ion's ear. "There! ♥"

[nightlord_3045]

The other leaning out more made for some awkwardness as Ion had to lean in again and around him to get to his second Smirnoff. And he'd only just pulled away again when the other commented about his eye and...stuck a feather behind his ear? Oh alright. "Uh, thanks..." Not sure if that was for the compliment or for the feather. The vodka he'd already drunk was making things a little bit hazy.

[ihas3rdleg]

"No problem~ ♥"

Benio considered plopping onto his 'twin's' lap, since the bar counter was too hard and cold for his sensitive bum. After a few seconds of contemplation, he shrugged and slipped off the counter onto Ion's lap, purring cutely. "So, going anywhere later?"

[nightlord_3045]

...And now he had a lapful of purring 'twin'. Alright then. He took a long sip of Smirnoff, relishing the burn of the vodka in his throat. It distracted him from his 'twin' who...had just come onto him? Either way, he took another swig of vodka before answering that. "...No..."

[ihas3rdleg]

"Great!" the crow chirped, wrapping his arms around Ion's neck. "We can go exploring together! That'll be fun~ ♥"

[nightlord_3045]

"Yeah, sure." He replied, if not as enthusiastically then at least not as tense about those arms around him as he would have been stone sober. 'Twin' was certainly touch-feely, wasn't he.

[ihas3rdleg]

"Mm~" Even though his 'twin' was a vampire, he was rather warm, and Benio cooed and giggled as he cuddled up to Ion. He could get used to having a warm 'twin' to cuddle up to; Bishamon was usually busy with his work, and he hated Benten, so it was a nice change of pace to have a cuddle buddy.

[nightlord_3045]

Ion wasn't averse to cuddling himself; it'd grown on him (like most things to do with sex and relationships) during his time at the Ravis Seur. But here at the love hotel? Where the aphrodisiac in the air ensured that cuddling could never stay cuddling and would always turn into something more? He did it rarely.

So it was a nice change of pace that this seemed to be the extent of his 'twin's interest. And between the other's body heat and the slow warmth overtaking his brain thanks to the alcohol, he was steadily relaxing. Enough that he rested his cheek against his 'twin' in response. It couldn't hurt to cuddle up in return just that much, could it?

Now how do two ukes work in a pairing, hm?

[ihas3rdleg]

Benio continued purring, shifting so he could get more comfortable in Ion's lap. His little boner was getting annoying, which made the little demon wish he actually had a female body instead of this male one. At least girls don't have to deal with bulges in their pants; they just get wet, and get fucked nice and good, which was something Benio hoped to get more of in this place, since no one was hunting him down at the moment.

"It's getting really hot," he whined, straddling Ion's waist and rubbing against him. "So hot~~"