capslock smut | whichevs aphro | HOW COULD I NOT?!
SO THERE'S THIS BAD MOTHERFUCKER RIGHT HERE IN THE HOTEL. GQ BITCH MINATO ARISATO. BOY ONLY NEEDS ONE NAME, NONE OF THIS YU NARUWHATEVER SHIT RIGHT HERE. HE'S JUST CHILLING ON A COUCH, FEET UP, HEADPHONES ON, LISTENING TO BANDS YOU'VE NEVER EVEN FUCKING HEARD OF. HE'S HORNY AS SHIT BECAUSE THE HOTEL'S A LITTLE BITCH, BUT WHATEVER. HE DEALS WITH IT. HE'S THE GREAT GODDAMN SEAL SO YOU BETTER BELIEVE HE CAN HANDLE HIS OWN BONER. HE'S GOT A PSP ON HIS LAP AND HE'S BEATING THE FUCK OUT OF DISSIDIA. BETTER BELIEVE SEPHIROTH'S WATCHING HIS ASS.
IT GETS BORING AS HELL AFTER AWHILE, SO HE MAKES LIKE A BOSS AND NODS THE FUCK OFF. YEAH, HE GOES TO SLEEP IN THE MIDDLE OF A HALL. WHO'S GOING TO FUCK WITH HIM? HE'S GOT SATAN IN HIS HEAD AND A GUN AT HIS SIDE. BITCHES BETTER WATCH THEIR TRIFLIN' ASSES, BECAUSE THEY'D GET SERVED OR FLIRTED WITH. HE CAN DO THAT SHIT WITHOUT SHOWING FEELINGS. THIS FUCKER SCREWS A CRAZY CHICK ON A REGULAR BASIS AND MAKES HER LIKE IT. HE CAN HANDLE HIMSELF.
SO YEAH. MINATO CHILLING ON A COUCH, DOZED OUT WITH ROCKIN' TECHNO IN HIS EARS. HE DIED FOR YOUR SINS AND SAVED YOU FROM DEATH ITSELF, AND NOW HE'S READY TO FUCK YOUR SHIT ONCE HE WAKES UP. YOU UP FOR THIS SHIT?
( ooc: ...lmfao i have no idea how long i can keep up the capslock. if you'd prefer a normal thread instead, just say so and we can roll with that! most will probably devolve into it after a bit anyway. )
IT GETS BORING AS HELL AFTER AWHILE, SO HE MAKES LIKE A BOSS AND NODS THE FUCK OFF. YEAH, HE GOES TO SLEEP IN THE MIDDLE OF A HALL. WHO'S GOING TO FUCK WITH HIM? HE'S GOT SATAN IN HIS HEAD AND A GUN AT HIS SIDE. BITCHES BETTER WATCH THEIR TRIFLIN' ASSES, BECAUSE THEY'D GET SERVED OR FLIRTED WITH. HE CAN DO THAT SHIT WITHOUT SHOWING FEELINGS. THIS FUCKER SCREWS A CRAZY CHICK ON A REGULAR BASIS AND MAKES HER LIKE IT. HE CAN HANDLE HIMSELF.
SO YEAH. MINATO CHILLING ON A COUCH, DOZED OUT WITH ROCKIN' TECHNO IN HIS EARS. HE DIED FOR YOUR SINS AND SAVED YOU FROM DEATH ITSELF, AND NOW HE'S READY TO FUCK YOUR SHIT ONCE HE WAKES UP. YOU UP FOR THIS SHIT?
( ooc: ...lmfao i have no idea how long i can keep up the capslock. if you'd prefer a normal thread instead, just say so and we can roll with that! most will probably devolve into it after a bit anyway. )