genderswitch // aphrodisiacs

[dukefuckinwayne]

On the one hand, Rocco was back in the hotel with no fake memories or anything. On the other hand though, he was a she, again. Now it was interesting the first time. Hey, the hotel gave her a hot body at least--nice, perky tits, tiny waist, nice ass--but the second time around? She was kind of just irritated... especially since the hotel had seen

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[4_thee_my_lord]

Murphy had spent the day at the bar his friend had introduced him to. It was far better than that shitty small one he had found on his own the first weekend he spent at the hotel and that was something to say.

Unluckily for Rocco, he -or she- wasn't the only bastard grabbed by the balls -ovaries?- by a Mistress as cruel as their smoking habit. So, right after a quick trip to the toilet, he had decided to pass by the store to get a new pack of smokes before he ran out of them.

He was currently waiting at the line to pay, eyeing the covers of the porn magazines displayed next to him.

[dukefuckinwayne]

Oh fucking great. Rocco hesitated for a moment, about to turn around and head back out the door, but... fuck it. why would he jump to the conclusion that she was David Della Rocco in a female body, huh? She awkwardly crossed her arms to hide the bandaged hand, pack of smokes in the other as she stepped up behind Murphy at the checkout.

She should have just ignored him too--she knew it. It was too risky to talk, but fuck, she couldn't help but smirk to herself when she saw where his eyes were. "You're in a hotel for sex and you're... checking out porno mags?"

[4_thee_my_lord]

He heard the words clearly, but he was too distracted to realise right away that some random woman was addressing him. Took a couple of seconds before Murphy turned his attention to her. "I'm just..." He pointed at the porn briefly, looking back at her over his shoulder. "I'm jus' waitin'."

That should explain it all, aye.

.... Fucking Hell, that's why Connor is better than you at these things, Murphy...

[dukefuckinwayne]

"Waiting to pay or waiting for the hotel to send one of those chicks falling into your lap?" Rocco snorted, looking back at the porn and back at Murphy--fucking pathetic at this, that's what he was. Fuck, she could fuck around with him so easy. He'd probably kick her ass if he ever found out, but... it'd be so damn good. Payback for all the pranks they'd played on her over the years.

Fuck, she didn't know if she could keep a straight face though, but she could at least maybe use her tits to get out of here a little quicker.

She chewed at her lip absently, shifting just a little bit closer to Murphy. "You know, despite being engrossed in fucking porn, you look like a gentleman." She paused, holding up the back of smokes. "So do you think you'd mind letting me cut here? Only got one thing to pay for, promise."

[4_thee_my_lord]

"Either works out." He chuckled, clearly nervous and looking out of his element. It's not like he couldn't flirt. But he was used to Connor getting the female attention most times or just hanging out with the boys the rest of it.

"Sure..." He gestured, first waving his hand, ready to let her pass, but then beckoing her to hand the pack over. "I could take care of that fer yeh... If, yeh know, if yeh want."

[dukefuckinwayne]

She smiled to herself, eyeing Murphy. "Really?" She had let them bum enough fucking smokes off her in the past to warrant it, but... "I'd feel bad, letting you pay for my smokes and not giving you anything back..."

[4_thee_my_lord]

"That's okay." He assured her, smiling softly. "Guess it will be my good deed of the day.... I'm Murphy, by the way." He offered a hand, wondering if he had done the right thing pointing out that stupid good deed shite. What was he? A fucking boy scout?

[dukefuckinwayne]

Her smile went a little stale when she saw him holding out his hand and she tried to discreetly switched the pack of cigarettes to her bandaged hand to shake Murphy's with her good one--god-fucking-dammit the hotel couldn't do something useful and give her her finger back? Instead it gave her tits and all the downstairs plumbing like it was fucking useful. "Your good deed, huh? What, you got a quota to meet, Murphy?"

[4_thee_my_lord]

He did find it odd when she started fumbling around and changing the packet from hand to hand, but unfortunately for Murphy, Rocco's assets where too close to his hands and his attention was divided.... Between the right and the left one.

"Yeh could says so." He answered vaguely as he shook her hand, a bit surprised by her strong grip. "Sorry, don't think I caught yer name..."

[dukefuckinwayne]

Well, it was a little bit awkward to have your best friend... staring at your tits like that. "My name? It's--" Fuck, she hadn't thought that far ahead. "R--achel... Uh, so you been around here long"

[4_thee_my_lord]

Luckily, he didn't stared for long, it wasn't the first pair he saw anyway. But Rachel did have a nice pair, can you blame a guy?

"Not really, 'm still gettin' used to this shite." He rubbed his nose with the back of his hand. "What about yeh?"

[dukefuckinwayne]

"Been here awhile... but I don't think you ever get used to the shit this place pulls, Murphy." She definitely hadn't. She was probably going to really regret this shit--no way she could keep this act up forever, but...

"Wanna hang out after we get done here? I mean--if you're not busy."

[4_thee_my_lord]

"Aye, that's what I heard..." He bowed his head, a coy pleased smile spreading up his lips. "Sure, I was jus' hangin' 'round here anyway. Yeh know, the bar 'n stuff."

Maybe he should buy something else? Like, proper liquor. Not only because maybe she'd want to follow him to his room, after all, this was a fucking sex hotel and its not so bad that you're looking a bit ahead of things, Murphy. But also, the drinks in his and Connor's minibars were pathetic...

"Can yeh stay in the line while I fetch somethin'? I'll be back in a sec an' take care of yer smokes."

[dukefuckinwayne]

She shifted her weight a little, nodding. "Sure. I'll be waiting, Murph'."

Man, she could pay and get the hell out of here before he got back, not be potentially fucking risking shit... but then again, she'd actually feel kind of like an asshole for ditching her friend while he went to grab... whatever it was he wanted.

Hopefully not condoms or something.

[4_thee_my_lord]

He did consider the condoms, but, didn't the hotel provide that shit? He was sure he'd seen some in his room, no need to waste money on that. Besides, if he did got them, he'd probably jinx this or some shit.

Murphy came back to the line quite quick, standing next to Rachel. He was carrying a six pack and a couple of bottles of the most acceptable looking bottles of liquor he cold find. "Hey."

[dukefuckinwayne]

"Not bad." She was grinning because fuck, Rocco would take booze anytime. "I like a guy who plans ahead."

And hey, nice move for Murphy! He didn't come back with condoms... she might not have been able to keep up the act that long if she was laughing her ass off or something. "So, is your room around here?"