YOUR DEEPEST DESIRE...

Jul 22, 2010 21:39

In a room; it might be your room, your neighbour's room, no room in particular, there is a strange sight to see. Indeed, if you look through the doorway, glance at the table directly opposite... you will find yourself looking at a box. And in that box, the lid wide open for the whole world to see? There is a pinecone.

And you want that pinecone so badly it hurts. Thing is, if you try to reach for it, or get too close... the box suddenly just isn't there anymore. Turn around, and you'll notice it's now somewhere else, over the opposite side of the room from where you are, on the bed or on a cabinet. Darndest thing, that. There is some chance of hope, though. The box knows how much you want this pinecone, knows how desperate you are to own it for yourself... and it's offering you a chance to have it.

'If you want this pinecone,' speaks the otherwordly voice inside your head. Yes... yes? If, what? 'If you want this pinecone... you'll have to service the Xoan Ambassador in whatever way I see fit.'

Xoan Ambassador? Over in the corner of the room, sitting quite stoically, is one Xoan Ambassador. Quite tall, pale, ears elfen and lithe and long hair a faint grey-blue.

And if you really want that pinecone, that's the one you'll be courting tonight.

Not into elves? Just not up for a fling with a stranger who doesn't seem about to say anything anytime soon? Too fucking bad. You want this pinecone, you'll do as you're told.

[ooc: man, i am disappoint by the lack of oglaf around these parts. Sooo, time to remedy the situation. Take a gander at this piece of NC-17 magic right here and you'll soon catch the drift. Basically? Magical box, makes you want whatever's in it more than anything you've ever wanted before. In this case: pinecone. Your character will have to do what they're told if they want to get it, which they really fucking do, so: usually the dominant one? Tough luck. Not into random flings? Also tough. You want this pinecone, you'll have to work for it.

If you want a girl ambassador, that's fine too. Only got one girl icon, though, so if you need icons to visualise stuff you might want to steer clear of that. Only guys for this post, please, Our Good ol' Xoan ambassador isn't one for the ladies, whether he's male or female. PM me for questions! I'm totally up for crack as well as anything else, but CR is pretty much totally out of the question with this just... because of the context lmfao.]

series: oglaf

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