Rant One: On Hotdogs and Side-Sleeping
I hate my life. That's just me. I live by the "motto" FML more than anyone else I know (except maybe Kays) and right now, I hate that insomnia has hit me yet again and even when I *do* want to sleep, I can't.
All my life, I've been a on-my-tummy or on-my-back sleeper. Unfortunately, I currently can't sleep on my tummy or on my back and my current life comes with crazy abdominal cramps and backaches that can only be alleviated if I sleep on my side... which is something I'm just not used to. But seriously. Who (voluntarily) sleeps on their side? Name one person who is comfortable sleeping on his/her side (Mike doesn't count - he's an alien) without being a spoon - little or big. And even *then*, you have to switch from little spoon to big spoon and back again every now and then because sleeping sideways just isn't comfortable, especially if you have nothing to wrap your legs around.
I need a bed that has huge holes, like those massage chairs, but with one for my face and one for my tummy. Or maybe I just need a hotdog pillow. Unfortunately, it would be pointless to get one now since I'm leaving in a few days. I should've stolen Paul's hotdog pillow before he left. If I recall properly, hugging that thing put me to sleep *and* turned me into a spoon. <3
I miss when life was simple.
All my life, I've been a on-my-tummy or on-my-back sleeper. Unfortunately, I currently can't sleep on my tummy or on my back and my current life comes with crazy abdominal cramps and backaches that can only be alleviated if I sleep on my side... which is something I'm just not used to. But seriously. Who (voluntarily) sleeps on their side? Name one person who is comfortable sleeping on his/her side (Mike doesn't count - he's an alien) without being a spoon - little or big. And even *then*, you have to switch from little spoon to big spoon and back again every now and then because sleeping sideways just isn't comfortable, especially if you have nothing to wrap your legs around.
I need a bed that has huge holes, like those massage chairs, but with one for my face and one for my tummy. Or maybe I just need a hotdog pillow. Unfortunately, it would be pointless to get one now since I'm leaving in a few days. I should've stolen Paul's hotdog pillow before he left. If I recall properly, hugging that thing put me to sleep *and* turned me into a spoon. <3
I miss when life was simple.