there is shit everywhere!!!

[the_liger]

so last night (sunday) was Outbacks anniversary. so brent planned a party at striking lanes in hartland. everyone was there. i had a ton of fun, free food, free drinks, and free bowling. so while we were there, phil was trying to talk me into going to party at jamies house. well i decided i hadnt partied in a while so i called greg and invited him out, bc to be honest, i know i will have a lot more fun if he is there with me. so we all go to jamies and get sloppy. i was so wasted off my ass. phil and i had a pint of captains, so i took 3 shots of that. ew. then i coned robbie into letting me have a few shot of his stoli and i would keep my mouth shut about him sleeping with alex. woops, did i say that? anyhow, and then we played thunderstruck. there were a lot of people there. jamie, her bf, phil, chrystina, kim, john, robbie, monica, will, mike, me, greg, and a bunch of jamies bf' friends. thats where the story gets interesting. one of these friends....well...took a shit on robbies bike. yea. i know. it was sick, i saw it. its one of those things that you dont want to see but cant help but look. they also pissed on it. there was almost a fight, but robbie decided to leave bc the people who had done it had already left. then we walked inside to hear chrystina laying into this kid (the one i personally think shit on robbies bike). she slapped him a few times and pushed him around, apparently he called her a bitch, then kim got into him, slapped him again and then they left. it was an interesting night, greg and i had sex in his car and were talking really loudly about it with everyone. monica made out with robbie. im glad for her, she has been with the same guy since she was 16 and they went on a break so i told her to make out with robbie bc he wont want a relationship and wont act weird afterwards. perfect. so greg and i left at 6am. i was still drunk, i drove home drunk. im a bad kid. greg followed me, and she only lives a mile down the street. maybe 2. hahaha. i am so hung over. the end.

p.s. one of the kids stepped in the shit. human shit. ew.