Even though I'm Jewish, I liked this a lot.
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Saturday I caught a purse-snatcher who stole ponypowerajn's purse (30 points). Last Friday I committed genocide... Sorry about that, sweetvillainy (-5000 points). In November on a flight to Colorado Springs, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). Last month I bought porn for christeap (-10 points). In April reprerent and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-5009 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
the_libra_lady
Ha. Whoops.