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i can't believe i wrote this

Dec 11, 2005 08:53

Baldwin's secret pastime (cracked out completely)
By ratherbrightred
Baldwin/Tiberias (eventually)
PG (might get dirtier later?)
Warnings: handicrafts (!)

This is not worthy of posting on the communities. It's very, VERY strange. Enjoy!

( Surely you understand when one needs to broaden one's repertoire of needlecrafts. )

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kohii_temple December 15 2005, 16:36:55 UTC

We're just a nice little legion of pilgrims out to give our leppie king lots of luvin'. We never did claim to be history buffs anyway, so don't anyone go off calling us pseudo-historians. :P

Crack!Historians, maybe. XD

No,wait. Hashish!Historians. XD XD XD

but since I believe the author is basing Baldwin upon his movie portrayal, that degree of separation is enough for me.

Amen. Even a retarded single-celled organism can make that separation. XD *fissions*

Now just put this nasty little balrog-ness behind thee, okay? It's so nice you can break off from your studies for a while. :D

I want to play more videogames. XD

Ooh! Ooh! *bounces*

The New and Not-So Delicate Adventures of King Baldwin IV! Help our heroic leppie king sneak past meanie Templars and zealous Saracens to rescue his royal lovers- Balian and Tiberias, from the *Ebil* clutches of the pervy Guy!

Earn points to level up by whapping those shifty Reynalds with Baldwin's royal whapping stick.

Replenish his life level with bandages and cucumbers scattered around or hidden in barrels and wagons.

Go on special sub-quests: Procure more eyeliner and eye kohl for his sister Sybila, defeat in a military skirmish and consequently have tea and scones with Saladin, and a bonus stage where you must whap as many Reynalds with your whapping stick within a time limit.

Defeat the big boss in every stage and obtain the Heraldic Cucumbers in their keeping to grant our beloved leppie king special powers that'll aid him in his quests.

XD

ratherbrightred December 15 2005, 21:34:42 UTC

Replenish his life level with bandages and cucumbers scattered around or hidden in barrels and wagons.

hee hee hee...

doctorskuld December 16 2005, 22:16:22 UTC

HAHAHAHAHA. XD

That would be the best videogame ever. Well, one of them, I suppose. :p If only I knew how to program in Java or flash or something, I'd totally do that. XD

kohii_temple December 17 2005, 03:03:01 UTC

I never did learn how to do anything else in Flash, except to draw stuff and resize pictures with it. ^^ *is such a barbarian*

I hope I can come up with some sketches for the "drawing board". XD

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