Q.E.D.
1. Christmas is generally and at root considered a Christian holiday;
2. Under the doctrine of the major Christian churches, you are considered a sinner and not able to choose to be good until the age of moral accountability, usually considered between eight and thirteen;
3. Developmentally, according to experts, anything past the age of seven is considered "too old for Santa." (I Googled it, therefore it must be true and universal);
4. Therefore, Santa may or may not exist, but by the axioms laid out in that particular game of Calvinball, religious edition, there is no such thing as a "good child."
2. Under the doctrine of the major Christian churches, you are considered a sinner and not able to choose to be good until the age of moral accountability, usually considered between eight and thirteen;
3. Developmentally, according to experts, anything past the age of seven is considered "too old for Santa." (I Googled it, therefore it must be true and universal);
4. Therefore, Santa may or may not exist, but by the axioms laid out in that particular game of Calvinball, religious edition, there is no such thing as a "good child."