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[the_lady_killer]

oh mann. dude. what the hell did i do last night? my head is pounding, the living room is messed up to hell. oh, and there's a HOLE IN MY CEILING. i'm never going near booze again~!

... i had the strangest dream.

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[collegiatedrone]

I have no idea what happened in your room last night, but I nearly called campus security. There is a hole in our floor, Kojima, and I will not stand for it! As your intoxication was probably the driving force behind this, I insist that you be the one to call maintenance and have this fixed. Immediately.

[the_lady_killer]

i 'unno! i kinda' enjoy it. i think it adds more class. and, um, it lets us be more friendly! i can get a ladder, and we can totally hang out whenever.

might i suggest you start wearing a skirt?

[imno_heroine]

STOP HITTING ON MY ROOMMATE.

[collegiatedrone]

Thank you, Chizuru, but I can handle this.

Kojima, if you even so much as poke your head into our dorm or even accidentally see something you shouldn't, I will personally make sure you are incapable of seeing anything for the rest of your life.

[the_lady_killer]

... you're scary. &hearts

[the_lady_killer]

hey, why is it that everytime a man talks to a woman, they automatically assume he's hitting on her. CAN'T WE JUST BE FRIENDS?!

-- can't believe i just said that. uh.