(no subject)
Wanted: friendly, companionably reclusive, socially unacceptable,
alcoholically abstemious, tirelessly talkative, zealously unzealous,
spiritually intense, minimally turquoise, maximally ecstatic moon,
seeks moth or moths with similar qualities for purposes of telephonic
seduction, Tristanesque trip-taking, and permanent flame-fluttering, no
photos required, financial status immaterial, all ages and
non-competitive vocations considered, applicants should furnish sets of
sample conversation with notarized certification of marital
disinclination, references re: low decibel vocal consistency, itinerary
and sample receipts from previous successfully completed out-of-town
moth flights, all submissions treated confidentially...
-- part of Glenn Gould's self-add
-- part of Glenn Gould's self-add