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QUOTEING AnnieBW from over at Frell Me Dead:
Ways That Wayne Pygram Will Improve SW (star wars)
As you probably all know by now, Wayne Pygram will be playing a major character in Star Wars: Episode 3. I believe it's going to be Grand Moff Tarkin, before he became a Grand Moff. Just a Moffett. Or a Moffling? Anyway, I was high on drugs for my sinus infection this weekend, and came up with some ways that Wayne's presence would improve Episode 3. And believe me, at this point, the only way that Star Wars can go is up!
- Puts neural clone into Anakin. Anakin develops a personality.
- Early stormtrooper uniforms entirely made out of black leather.
- How do you think Darth Vader made that cooling suit, anyway?
- Crichton finds out that Aeryn is actually his sister. Being from the South, he marries her anyway.
- Yoda's idea of "using the Force" is to fart helium.
- Introduces Sikozu to the Bondage side of the Force.
- "Apology accepted, Commendant Grayza."
- "John, you're really much too trusting..." as the Command Carrier blows up Earth.
- recast D'Argo as Chewbacca
- spends his off hours sitting in on drums with the Max Reebo Band
- redecorates bare white walls of Death Star into red and black. Thom from "Queer Eye" approves.
- Amidala shoots much better now that she's been trained by Peacekeepers.
- Tarkin and Anakin go out for pizza, margaritas, and picking up Naboo girls.
- TIE Fighters vs. Prowlers - Prowler wins every time.
- "Use the wormhole, John..."
- Lo'La can always be fixed by either D'Argo hitting the console or 1812 plugging into it.
- A lightsaber may be able to deflect blaster fire, but it can't shoot like a qualta blade can!
And the #1 way that Wayne can improve Star Wars:
- "Meesa no want to sit in the Aurora Chair!"
hehe luv it!
Ways That Wayne Pygram Will Improve SW (star wars)
As you probably all know by now, Wayne Pygram will be playing a major character in Star Wars: Episode 3. I believe it's going to be Grand Moff Tarkin, before he became a Grand Moff. Just a Moffett. Or a Moffling? Anyway, I was high on drugs for my sinus infection this weekend, and came up with some ways that Wayne's presence would improve Episode 3. And believe me, at this point, the only way that Star Wars can go is up!
- Puts neural clone into Anakin. Anakin develops a personality.
- Early stormtrooper uniforms entirely made out of black leather.
- How do you think Darth Vader made that cooling suit, anyway?
- Crichton finds out that Aeryn is actually his sister. Being from the South, he marries her anyway.
- Yoda's idea of "using the Force" is to fart helium.
- Introduces Sikozu to the Bondage side of the Force.
- "Apology accepted, Commendant Grayza."
- "John, you're really much too trusting..." as the Command Carrier blows up Earth.
- recast D'Argo as Chewbacca
- spends his off hours sitting in on drums with the Max Reebo Band
- redecorates bare white walls of Death Star into red and black. Thom from "Queer Eye" approves.
- Amidala shoots much better now that she's been trained by Peacekeepers.
- Tarkin and Anakin go out for pizza, margaritas, and picking up Naboo girls.
- TIE Fighters vs. Prowlers - Prowler wins every time.
- "Use the wormhole, John..."
- Lo'La can always be fixed by either D'Argo hitting the console or 1812 plugging into it.
- A lightsaber may be able to deflect blaster fire, but it can't shoot like a qualta blade can!
And the #1 way that Wayne can improve Star Wars:
- "Meesa no want to sit in the Aurora Chair!"
hehe luv it!