The Fictional Shag List
Well, saralonde24 tagged me, so I guess a Shag List is in order.
MEME:
Name 15 fictional characters you would have sex with (in no particular order, add reasons if you wish) and then tag 4 people to do the same.
1. Faramir from The Lord of the Rings
If you didn't know that about me, well... you don't know me. This isn't even my WANT to shag list. It's my MUST shag. If I met Faramir, I'd tear all his clothes off without so much as a "Hello". I'm talking about book Faramir here, but I would totally shag movie Faramir, too.
2. Dardelan from The Obernewtyn Chronicles by Isobelle Carmody.
No boring Rushton or Swallow for me! I don't want them rugged manly men. Oh no, give me the young orator who's nice to Misfits. Phwoar! And while I'm at it...
3. Brydda Llewellyn also from The Obernewtyn Chronicles
Cos I likes me a rebel. And because PHWOAR! You just KNOW Elspeth's secretly digging on him, but she hides it, saucy minx.
4. Andy MacMillan from life_or_freedom
If flippyfrog can have Thom, I can have Andy. He was not designed to be my perfect man, and nor is he so. Not sure what my perfect man is, but it ain't Andy. I'd still totally shag him though. He IS the Bachelor of the Year, after all.
5. King Arthur
Come on now! The man has sex oozing out of his pores! He's all noble and kingly and you just know he's hot in a rugged, smelly medieval way. That cheatin' Guinevere SO doesn't deserve him.
6. Lemony Snicket fictional author of A Series of Unfortunate Events
He likes language, Italian food and fighting villains! He's constant in his love, and he's got a sense of humour. Also, as I mentioned on literarycrushes yesterday, he can outrun an angry mob for sixteen miles, so you know he's pretty buff...
Also, I reckon he could do with a shag.
7. Sirius Black from Harry Potter
No question. No tortured werewolf for me. I wants the man with the DADDY ISSUES!
8. Mr Darcy from Pride and Prejudice by Jane Austen.
Because he is The Sex. He was The Sex before Colin Firth, and Colin Firth-as-Darcy is STILL The Sex. And who wouldn't want to have sex with The Sex?
9. Mr. Knightley from Emma by Jane Austen.
Although it is difficult to say how much of this is Knightley, and how much of it is Jeremy Northam AS Knightley. Either way, YUMMY!
10. Edmund Bertram from Mansfield Park by Jane Austen.
Because I like my Austen-crushes. And because no man is that polite and understated without secretly having a lot of energy all pent up. I can think of a number of uses for it.
11. Algernon Moncrieff from The Importance of Being Earnest by Oscar Wilde.
Stop looking at me funny! I could invite him round for cucumber sandwiches and then seduce him.
12. Daffyd, another Oberchron character.
I keep them all in a closet under the stairs at Obernewtyn.net, you know. Mine, all mine! Daffyd is lovely, anyway. Almost too lovely to shag, actually, but I choose to corrupt him.
13. Han Solo from Star Wars.
One word: Phwoar!
Incidentally, I mean Han. Not Harrison Ford. Just... no. It's gotta be Han.
14. Aeneas from The Aeanid by Virgil.
I don't know that I could marry him, cos he's a bit irritating. But a brief fling, sure!
15. Dr. Simon Tam from Firefly
He's so inept and bad with girls. Aw! But he's also devoted to his sister, and that makes him shaggagle, in my opinion.
I tag: tangledtale, thingwithtrees, etherealdeva and linnet_101. Also, anyone else who wants to.
MEME:
Name 15 fictional characters you would have sex with (in no particular order, add reasons if you wish) and then tag 4 people to do the same.
1. Faramir from The Lord of the Rings
If you didn't know that about me, well... you don't know me. This isn't even my WANT to shag list. It's my MUST shag. If I met Faramir, I'd tear all his clothes off without so much as a "Hello". I'm talking about book Faramir here, but I would totally shag movie Faramir, too.
2. Dardelan from The Obernewtyn Chronicles by Isobelle Carmody.
No boring Rushton or Swallow for me! I don't want them rugged manly men. Oh no, give me the young orator who's nice to Misfits. Phwoar! And while I'm at it...
3. Brydda Llewellyn also from The Obernewtyn Chronicles
Cos I likes me a rebel. And because PHWOAR! You just KNOW Elspeth's secretly digging on him, but she hides it, saucy minx.
4. Andy MacMillan from life_or_freedom
If flippyfrog can have Thom, I can have Andy. He was not designed to be my perfect man, and nor is he so. Not sure what my perfect man is, but it ain't Andy. I'd still totally shag him though. He IS the Bachelor of the Year, after all.
5. King Arthur
Come on now! The man has sex oozing out of his pores! He's all noble and kingly and you just know he's hot in a rugged, smelly medieval way. That cheatin' Guinevere SO doesn't deserve him.
6. Lemony Snicket fictional author of A Series of Unfortunate Events
He likes language, Italian food and fighting villains! He's constant in his love, and he's got a sense of humour. Also, as I mentioned on literarycrushes yesterday, he can outrun an angry mob for sixteen miles, so you know he's pretty buff...
Also, I reckon he could do with a shag.
7. Sirius Black from Harry Potter
No question. No tortured werewolf for me. I wants the man with the DADDY ISSUES!
8. Mr Darcy from Pride and Prejudice by Jane Austen.
Because he is The Sex. He was The Sex before Colin Firth, and Colin Firth-as-Darcy is STILL The Sex. And who wouldn't want to have sex with The Sex?
9. Mr. Knightley from Emma by Jane Austen.
Although it is difficult to say how much of this is Knightley, and how much of it is Jeremy Northam AS Knightley. Either way, YUMMY!
10. Edmund Bertram from Mansfield Park by Jane Austen.
Because I like my Austen-crushes. And because no man is that polite and understated without secretly having a lot of energy all pent up. I can think of a number of uses for it.
11. Algernon Moncrieff from The Importance of Being Earnest by Oscar Wilde.
Stop looking at me funny! I could invite him round for cucumber sandwiches and then seduce him.
12. Daffyd, another Oberchron character.
I keep them all in a closet under the stairs at Obernewtyn.net, you know. Mine, all mine! Daffyd is lovely, anyway. Almost too lovely to shag, actually, but I choose to corrupt him.
13. Han Solo from Star Wars.
One word: Phwoar!
Incidentally, I mean Han. Not Harrison Ford. Just... no. It's gotta be Han.
14. Aeneas from The Aeanid by Virgil.
I don't know that I could marry him, cos he's a bit irritating. But a brief fling, sure!
15. Dr. Simon Tam from Firefly
He's so inept and bad with girls. Aw! But he's also devoted to his sister, and that makes him shaggagle, in my opinion.
I tag: tangledtale, thingwithtrees, etherealdeva and linnet_101. Also, anyone else who wants to.