BOOO. SHITTY EP
Smallville review. Grey's to come later tomorrow hopefully.
-OMG Jimmy is back? NO WAI. I forgot about him. Anyway, he is blindfolding Chloe. Kinky.
-Now they are watching an old movie. Cue Noirness I assume?
-OMG HUMPHREY BOGART! BACK WHEN MOVIES WERE AWESOME!
-Ew, makeoutage.
-OMG SOMEONE BROKE INTO THE DAILY PLANET! Cue Jimmy taking out his camera phone and snapping pictures like a TOTAL tool.
-And OH NOEZ, Lana is on the floor bleeding from the shoulder. SHE BEEN SHOOSTED BY DA BAD MAN. I guess she will be shooting MORE scenes in Smallville General. Seriously, the girl should MOVE there.
-Cue SOMEBODY SAAAAAAAVVVE DA SHOOOOOOOOOOOW. Or just can it alreadddyyy!
-Ew, EDs fake boobies in the credits. *BARFS*
-Clark runs into the Daily Planet as Lana is being wheeled away all bloody. WOE. Jimmy is taking pics like a creeper.
-Lionel apologizing profusely. Why won't he just DIE already?
-Enter ugly bald man. EW LOIS IS BACK. Gross. GO BACK TO NOT BEING ON THE SHOW.
-Clark, of course, blames himself for Lana getting shot. What a tard.
-Jimmy just go knocked out, and now he is in black and white retro world. KRISTOM WHERE ARE YEH??
-CLARK IN GLASSES. OMG. SEX. HORN RIMMED. DO ME TOM. He is so a reporter in this. Oh foreshadowing, how predictable.
-Oooh, Lana is SMOKING! AHAHA SHES SO HAWT. She just called jimmy and reported her own murder to the news station. WTF?!?!
-*CONNED WITH MASS FUSION*
-Ew, Lana is still Lana Luthor. OMG and she tells Jimmy her husband is trying to kill her. How ironic.
-I wish this was in color...Lame.
-OMG TOM IS SO FUCKABLE IN A SUIT LOOKING ALL DAPPER. DO ME. RIGHT HERE. NOW.
-Ew, Lionel in a white suit. Go die.
-OMG LOIS IS THE SEDUCTRESS who sings at the BAR. Go home, tramp. EW.
-Ew, Lex smoking. I wish he would go away.
-ED sucks at singing. Fact.
-Ooooh, B/W lex, yes that is what we will call him. Short for Black and White lex. OMG HE IS HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH B/W HOIS. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHA.
-Jimmy just shot a pic of them playing tonsil hockey. Dramastic car chase of DOOM ensues.
-AHAHAHAHA B/W LEX JUST CRASHED INTO A TRAIN. *DIEZ IN PAROXYSMS OF LAUGHTER* too bad he's not doed.
-B/W Lana is drinking AND smoking. HHAHAHAHAHA.
-B/W Lana just gave B/W Jimmy a gun to off B/W Lex with. How cute.
-Sidenote. WHERE IS THE KRISTOM?!?!?!?!?!?
- Confrontation in the rain with the icky pick of Hois/Lex makeoutage.
-OMG AHAHAAHHA JIMMY JUST KILLED LEX AHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH.
-Chloe is all protective of Jimmy. She has a really bad retro accent.
-Now they are trying to frame Clark for killing Lex. LAME.
-KRISTOM IS SEX. BLACK AND WHITE KRISTOM IS EVEN BETTER.
-Uh oh, Lana has a gunn.
-OK. Um, Lana just shot Jimmy, and Clark just shot Lana. CONNED WITH FUSION.
- Back to present day. Um, I feel disturbed.
-This is all so boring. EW.
-HO' SHIT. Someone just shot random reporter guy who Lana was apparantly giving incriminating info about Lex to.
-AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA CHLOE JUST FELL 6 floors......into Clarks arms. DAMN. I was almost hopeful.
-Flash drive in the cigarette case Lana was carrying. How STEALTH.
-Some hooplah about something called ARIES is on there. WHAT'S YOUR SIGN?! Actually it's some retarded project the Balding Heifer is running.
-Cue SMALLVILLE MEDICAL! Lana's second HOME!
-Chloe and Lana talk about protecting Clark, why Lana is trapped in a marriage, Lionel the fuckbucket, and not telling Clark about this because OMFGZ HE MIGHT DOE.
-Chloe hints at Clark and he realizes Lionel just might be the one manipulating Lanapoo. It looks like the person who shot Lana was employed by Lex. So now Lexypants is suspicious. WOE.
-Hospital scene with Lex and Lana. Lame.
-This ep was lamer than the Hobbit's "o" face.
Grey's critique later.
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-OMG Jimmy is back? NO WAI. I forgot about him. Anyway, he is blindfolding Chloe. Kinky.
-Now they are watching an old movie. Cue Noirness I assume?
-OMG HUMPHREY BOGART! BACK WHEN MOVIES WERE AWESOME!
-Ew, makeoutage.
-OMG SOMEONE BROKE INTO THE DAILY PLANET! Cue Jimmy taking out his camera phone and snapping pictures like a TOTAL tool.
-And OH NOEZ, Lana is on the floor bleeding from the shoulder. SHE BEEN SHOOSTED BY DA BAD MAN. I guess she will be shooting MORE scenes in Smallville General. Seriously, the girl should MOVE there.
-Cue SOMEBODY SAAAAAAAVVVE DA SHOOOOOOOOOOOW. Or just can it alreadddyyy!
-Ew, EDs fake boobies in the credits. *BARFS*
-Clark runs into the Daily Planet as Lana is being wheeled away all bloody. WOE. Jimmy is taking pics like a creeper.
-Lionel apologizing profusely. Why won't he just DIE already?
-Enter ugly bald man. EW LOIS IS BACK. Gross. GO BACK TO NOT BEING ON THE SHOW.
-Clark, of course, blames himself for Lana getting shot. What a tard.
-Jimmy just go knocked out, and now he is in black and white retro world. KRISTOM WHERE ARE YEH??
-CLARK IN GLASSES. OMG. SEX. HORN RIMMED. DO ME TOM. He is so a reporter in this. Oh foreshadowing, how predictable.
-Oooh, Lana is SMOKING! AHAHA SHES SO HAWT. She just called jimmy and reported her own murder to the news station. WTF?!?!
-*CONNED WITH MASS FUSION*
-Ew, Lana is still Lana Luthor. OMG and she tells Jimmy her husband is trying to kill her. How ironic.
-I wish this was in color...Lame.
-OMG TOM IS SO FUCKABLE IN A SUIT LOOKING ALL DAPPER. DO ME. RIGHT HERE. NOW.
-Ew, Lionel in a white suit. Go die.
-OMG LOIS IS THE SEDUCTRESS who sings at the BAR. Go home, tramp. EW.
-Ew, Lex smoking. I wish he would go away.
-ED sucks at singing. Fact.
-Ooooh, B/W lex, yes that is what we will call him. Short for Black and White lex. OMG HE IS HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH B/W HOIS. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHA.
-Jimmy just shot a pic of them playing tonsil hockey. Dramastic car chase of DOOM ensues.
-AHAHAHAHA B/W LEX JUST CRASHED INTO A TRAIN. *DIEZ IN PAROXYSMS OF LAUGHTER* too bad he's not doed.
-B/W Lana is drinking AND smoking. HHAHAHAHAHA.
-B/W Lana just gave B/W Jimmy a gun to off B/W Lex with. How cute.
-Sidenote. WHERE IS THE KRISTOM?!?!?!?!?!?
- Confrontation in the rain with the icky pick of Hois/Lex makeoutage.
-OMG AHAHAAHHA JIMMY JUST KILLED LEX AHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH.
-Chloe is all protective of Jimmy. She has a really bad retro accent.
-Now they are trying to frame Clark for killing Lex. LAME.
-KRISTOM IS SEX. BLACK AND WHITE KRISTOM IS EVEN BETTER.
-Uh oh, Lana has a gunn.
-OK. Um, Lana just shot Jimmy, and Clark just shot Lana. CONNED WITH FUSION.
- Back to present day. Um, I feel disturbed.
-This is all so boring. EW.
-HO' SHIT. Someone just shot random reporter guy who Lana was apparantly giving incriminating info about Lex to.
-AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA CHLOE JUST FELL 6 floors......into Clarks arms. DAMN. I was almost hopeful.
-Flash drive in the cigarette case Lana was carrying. How STEALTH.
-Some hooplah about something called ARIES is on there. WHAT'S YOUR SIGN?! Actually it's some retarded project the Balding Heifer is running.
-Cue SMALLVILLE MEDICAL! Lana's second HOME!
-Chloe and Lana talk about protecting Clark, why Lana is trapped in a marriage, Lionel the fuckbucket, and not telling Clark about this because OMFGZ HE MIGHT DOE.
-Chloe hints at Clark and he realizes Lionel just might be the one manipulating Lanapoo. It looks like the person who shot Lana was employed by Lex. So now Lexypants is suspicious. WOE.
-Hospital scene with Lex and Lana. Lame.
-This ep was lamer than the Hobbit's "o" face.
Grey's critique later.
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