SHOW REVIEWS, BEBES!
This is a blow by blow...running commentary....whatever...so feel freee......
-Okay, so Lionel just got blown the fuck up. This ep is getting off to a FANTABULOUS START.
-Lex is in some cave. I think this might be the ep where Clarkie pants gets trapped with him and they duke it out. I hope Clark removes Lex's testicles and puts them to good use. Good LORD does that guy need to grow a pair already. After all, we are going on 7 seasons in here.
-Lionel is in the WAAAAAMABULANCE. Clark and Martha arrive. WHY DO THEY GIVE A FUCK? So Clark is sent into the cave of doom, to save the person he hates the most.
-Aw, Lex is tied up against a pole! Something tells me that isn't the first time he has experienced this. *chuckles*
-Shit, this angry bitch has rigged the cave of doom with C4. Aparantly the thinks Lexie poo has her hubby. She's crazier than Al/Miles. Wait, I take that back.
-HAHAHAHA she just goes "What's wrong Mr. Luthor, haven't you ever done anything crazy for love?" Cue 20 minute timer on splosion. WOW HOW POETIC.
-Clark and Chloe moment. How boooring.
-Whoa, Lex just tackled the crazie bitca. She's about to blow the place to smithereens.
-Clark arrves as the place goes splodey, and GUESS WHAT IS IN THE WALLS? KRYPTOSHIT! Oh, how CONVENIENT.
-So now we have an unconcious Clark, hopefully dead Lex, and crazy bitca who just committed suicide. YUMMAY.
-Lana is going to see Lionel in the ICU. Hopefully she will cut that bitch.
- OMG SHES GONNA KILL HIM. She is pissed about the fake baby, losing Clark, and her whole life being fucked over. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. She just pushed his IV needle in further. BUAHAHAHA.
- CLARKY IS AWAAKEE!!!!!!! And his hair is all ruffled. MMMMM...TOM. Okay, back to this.
-Lex coughs. HOW THE FORK DID HE SURVIVE? Ooooh they still have 14 minutes till the whole big bomb goes off. WOE.
-Clark is BLEEDING! How....strange.
-OMG Lana is wearing a black trenchcoat. Shes about to kill someone.
-Shit, she just got a big ole gun and blew off the locks to a metal suitcase while listening to really loud classical music. How cute. Aw Lana, you such a badass bb.
- I have to say that this commercial is the WEIRFEST THING EVER. It's like a comic book Smallville. WTF. MORE COMIC BOOK SMALLVILLE. WHAT THE HELL.
-Aww, Lex pulled shrapnel out of Clark. And now they are getting into it about his abilities, etc.
-Aww they are helping eachother out, how first season.
-OH CHIT. Clark has come across Krryptonite with Lex RIGHT there. Oh balls.
-Aw Lex pulls him through. WHAT SEASON AM I WATCHING?!?!?!
-Oh God, they are getting into Lana shit. OMG HO' SHIT. CLARK JUST TOLD LEX LANA WAS GONNA LEAVE HER THE DAY OF THE WEDDING. OMGGGGGGGGG.
-Oh shit, now Clark, being weakened by kryptonite, is trapped under a pile of rubble, and LEX FUCKING LEFT HIM! WHAT A CUNTING HEIFER!!!! ARRRRGGGH!
-I would just like to interrupt my running commentary to say that I WANT A BLACKJACK PHONE. So hawt.
-Oh God, now Lana knows that Clark is down there. OH CHIT. Now she is worried. Chloe knows about the meteor rocks, and just told Lana that Clark isn't invincible.
-OMG Lana WANTED LEX TO DIE. AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH.
-Awww Lex came back for Clark. WHAT SEASON IS THIS SHIT?!?!?! ROARRR CONTINUITY THEY HATE EACHOTHER!!!!!!
-13 seconds till bomb goes off.
-SPLOOOSIONNNNNNNNN! Cool special effects that cost more than they pay the writers. CLEARLY.
-OMFG LANA RUNS TO CLARK. MY SOUL. MY FUCKING SOUL.
-OMG THAT MOMENT WAS SO FUCKING ORGASMIC OMG I JUST DIED INSIDE.
-Lex and Clark share a look. YEAH SHE LOGGS HIM BB. GET OVER IT.
-SV medical center. Lionel in recovery. *CRIES* I WANTED HIM TO DIEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
-LOL. Lana just goes to Lionel..."what the hell is going on?" BEST LINE OF THE FREAKING EP.
-Lionel is feeding bullshit to Lana about how she is protecting Clark by staying with Lex. HOW DOES THAT WORK?
-KK looks hot.
-Chloe just told Clark that Lana knew about the tunnel blueprints the entire time, but it was only when she realized Clark was down there that she gave them to search and rescue. AKA she wanted Lex DOED. Praise GOD.
-Awkward convo between Lex and Lana.
-OMG!!!! LEX JUST ASKED LANA ABOUT CLARK ON THEIR WEDDING DAY. OMG SHE ADMITTED TO IT. OMG.
-OK Lex creeps me the fuck out. "Nothing could have stopped me from loving you." OMG GO AWAYYYY.
-OMG she just goes, "If someone lied to me like that, they would lose my love forever. I don't know what I did to deserve you." SO LOADED. OMG.
-Stupid convo between Martha and Clark. About what they have been talking about for 7 years only in different context. LAME LAME LAME LAME LAME.
*HEADDESK*
AND THE PROMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS
-Smallville NOIR? WTF LAME. All in B/W.
BUT I GET KRISTOM LOVINNN! *DIEZ*
GREYS TIME
-FYI, I want to kick Derek in the face. CAUSE HE IS AN ASS.
-28 days left in the Mark/Addison bangaga bet. Something tells me it wont last. And btw, that something is distant_dreamer
-Omg they are eating cake. I WANT CAKE.
-Intern exams in two weeks? What the poop?! I WANT SOME OF THAT CAKE.
-Ok Sidney is ANNOYING AS FUCK AND I WISH SHE WOULD GO AWAY.
-Alex is being distant with Jane Doe, tear.
-A guy with grapefruit-sized balls just dropped his pants. How....disgusting.
-Grey's is not as easy to bash and commentate on as Smallville. Maybe, it's because it's not a total trainwreck yet. Notice I say YET.
-Alex/Addison banter. Just do it already. Sheesh.
-HAHAHAHAHA ALEX just mentioned how in 28 days someone WILL pay attention to her blood pressure. BUAHAHAHAHAHA. More like 28 minutes. *COUGH*
-Okay, runny nose guy. EW.
-OMG AWKWARD GEORGE/IZZIE moment! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!
-RINSE AND REPEAT. SIDNEY, STFU.
-HAHAHAHAHAHAH CHAIRMAN OF THE BOARD'S PENIS. VIPENIS, thank you Lesley!
-Aw, Callie is suspicious of George.
-PENIS FISH. *DIEZ AND IZ DOED*
-OH CHIT, Jane doe is seizing!
-OMG THERE ACTUALLY IS A FISH IN HIS DICK. o.O
-OMG LEAKING SPINAL FLUID THROUGH HIS NOSE. GROTSKY.
-THERE IS NO FISH IN MY HOO HOO. THIS SHOW IS KILLING ME.
-OMFG WHAT THE FUCK ALEX ADDISON WAAAAAAAAAHOOOOOOOOOOO.
-Sex in a supply closet. Sounds HOT. ADDISEX BANGAGA.
-OMG CALLIE. OMG TEARS.
-POOR MCSTEAMY. For once, I wanna hug the guy.
-Awww, George is Izzie's penis fish. How...odd.
-CALLIE WHY. I LIKE MY GEORGE/IZZIE. DAMMIT GO AWAY.
-Yes, I am going to hell for that comment.
-Okay, they just pulled out the penis fish, and I think I want to throw up.
-OKAY, I AM OFFICIALLY TERRIFIED THAT MCSTEAMY AND MERMER ARE GONNA DO THE HORIZONTAL TANGO. If they do, bye bye Grey's.
-Awww, Burke and Cristina.
-Okay. Derek can go suck his own....you know.
-GEORGE WHAT THE HELL??!?!?!?!?!?!!?
-Derek, right now I fucking hate you. HATE HATE.
-ALEX YOU ARE AN ASSHOLE.
-IS IT ASSHOLE DAY?!
-as for the promo?!?!?!
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what the FUCK.
next week BETTER cheer me up. WHAT THE FUCK.
-Okay, so Lionel just got blown the fuck up. This ep is getting off to a FANTABULOUS START.
-Lex is in some cave. I think this might be the ep where Clarkie pants gets trapped with him and they duke it out. I hope Clark removes Lex's testicles and puts them to good use. Good LORD does that guy need to grow a pair already. After all, we are going on 7 seasons in here.
-Lionel is in the WAAAAAMABULANCE. Clark and Martha arrive. WHY DO THEY GIVE A FUCK? So Clark is sent into the cave of doom, to save the person he hates the most.
-Aw, Lex is tied up against a pole! Something tells me that isn't the first time he has experienced this. *chuckles*
-Shit, this angry bitch has rigged the cave of doom with C4. Aparantly the thinks Lexie poo has her hubby. She's crazier than Al/Miles. Wait, I take that back.
-HAHAHAHA she just goes "What's wrong Mr. Luthor, haven't you ever done anything crazy for love?" Cue 20 minute timer on splosion. WOW HOW POETIC.
-Clark and Chloe moment. How boooring.
-Whoa, Lex just tackled the crazie bitca. She's about to blow the place to smithereens.
-Clark arrves as the place goes splodey, and GUESS WHAT IS IN THE WALLS? KRYPTOSHIT! Oh, how CONVENIENT.
-So now we have an unconcious Clark, hopefully dead Lex, and crazy bitca who just committed suicide. YUMMAY.
-Lana is going to see Lionel in the ICU. Hopefully she will cut that bitch.
- OMG SHES GONNA KILL HIM. She is pissed about the fake baby, losing Clark, and her whole life being fucked over. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. She just pushed his IV needle in further. BUAHAHAHA.
- CLARKY IS AWAAKEE!!!!!!! And his hair is all ruffled. MMMMM...TOM. Okay, back to this.
-Lex coughs. HOW THE FORK DID HE SURVIVE? Ooooh they still have 14 minutes till the whole big bomb goes off. WOE.
-Clark is BLEEDING! How....strange.
-OMG Lana is wearing a black trenchcoat. Shes about to kill someone.
-Shit, she just got a big ole gun and blew off the locks to a metal suitcase while listening to really loud classical music. How cute. Aw Lana, you such a badass bb.
- I have to say that this commercial is the WEIRFEST THING EVER. It's like a comic book Smallville. WTF. MORE COMIC BOOK SMALLVILLE. WHAT THE HELL.
-Aww, Lex pulled shrapnel out of Clark. And now they are getting into it about his abilities, etc.
-Aww they are helping eachother out, how first season.
-OH CHIT. Clark has come across Krryptonite with Lex RIGHT there. Oh balls.
-Aw Lex pulls him through. WHAT SEASON AM I WATCHING?!?!?!
-Oh God, they are getting into Lana shit. OMG HO' SHIT. CLARK JUST TOLD LEX LANA WAS GONNA LEAVE HER THE DAY OF THE WEDDING. OMGGGGGGGGG.
-Oh shit, now Clark, being weakened by kryptonite, is trapped under a pile of rubble, and LEX FUCKING LEFT HIM! WHAT A CUNTING HEIFER!!!! ARRRRGGGH!
-I would just like to interrupt my running commentary to say that I WANT A BLACKJACK PHONE. So hawt.
-Oh God, now Lana knows that Clark is down there. OH CHIT. Now she is worried. Chloe knows about the meteor rocks, and just told Lana that Clark isn't invincible.
-OMG Lana WANTED LEX TO DIE. AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH.
-Awww Lex came back for Clark. WHAT SEASON IS THIS SHIT?!?!?! ROARRR CONTINUITY THEY HATE EACHOTHER!!!!!!
-13 seconds till bomb goes off.
-SPLOOOSIONNNNNNNNN! Cool special effects that cost more than they pay the writers. CLEARLY.
-OMFG LANA RUNS TO CLARK. MY SOUL. MY FUCKING SOUL.
-OMG THAT MOMENT WAS SO FUCKING ORGASMIC OMG I JUST DIED INSIDE.
-Lex and Clark share a look. YEAH SHE LOGGS HIM BB. GET OVER IT.
-SV medical center. Lionel in recovery. *CRIES* I WANTED HIM TO DIEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
-LOL. Lana just goes to Lionel..."what the hell is going on?" BEST LINE OF THE FREAKING EP.
-Lionel is feeding bullshit to Lana about how she is protecting Clark by staying with Lex. HOW DOES THAT WORK?
-KK looks hot.
-Chloe just told Clark that Lana knew about the tunnel blueprints the entire time, but it was only when she realized Clark was down there that she gave them to search and rescue. AKA she wanted Lex DOED. Praise GOD.
-Awkward convo between Lex and Lana.
-OMG!!!! LEX JUST ASKED LANA ABOUT CLARK ON THEIR WEDDING DAY. OMG SHE ADMITTED TO IT. OMG.
-OK Lex creeps me the fuck out. "Nothing could have stopped me from loving you." OMG GO AWAYYYY.
-OMG she just goes, "If someone lied to me like that, they would lose my love forever. I don't know what I did to deserve you." SO LOADED. OMG.
-Stupid convo between Martha and Clark. About what they have been talking about for 7 years only in different context. LAME LAME LAME LAME LAME.
*HEADDESK*
AND THE PROMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS
-Smallville NOIR? WTF LAME. All in B/W.
BUT I GET KRISTOM LOVINNN! *DIEZ*
GREYS TIME
-FYI, I want to kick Derek in the face. CAUSE HE IS AN ASS.
-28 days left in the Mark/Addison bangaga bet. Something tells me it wont last. And btw, that something is distant_dreamer
-Omg they are eating cake. I WANT CAKE.
-Intern exams in two weeks? What the poop?! I WANT SOME OF THAT CAKE.
-Ok Sidney is ANNOYING AS FUCK AND I WISH SHE WOULD GO AWAY.
-Alex is being distant with Jane Doe, tear.
-A guy with grapefruit-sized balls just dropped his pants. How....disgusting.
-Grey's is not as easy to bash and commentate on as Smallville. Maybe, it's because it's not a total trainwreck yet. Notice I say YET.
-Alex/Addison banter. Just do it already. Sheesh.
-HAHAHAHAHA ALEX just mentioned how in 28 days someone WILL pay attention to her blood pressure. BUAHAHAHAHAHA. More like 28 minutes. *COUGH*
-Okay, runny nose guy. EW.
-OMG AWKWARD GEORGE/IZZIE moment! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!
-RINSE AND REPEAT. SIDNEY, STFU.
-HAHAHAHAHAHAH CHAIRMAN OF THE BOARD'S PENIS. VIPENIS, thank you Lesley!
-Aw, Callie is suspicious of George.
-PENIS FISH. *DIEZ AND IZ DOED*
-OH CHIT, Jane doe is seizing!
-OMG THERE ACTUALLY IS A FISH IN HIS DICK. o.O
-OMG LEAKING SPINAL FLUID THROUGH HIS NOSE. GROTSKY.
-THERE IS NO FISH IN MY HOO HOO. THIS SHOW IS KILLING ME.
-OMFG WHAT THE FUCK ALEX ADDISON WAAAAAAAAAHOOOOOOOOOOO.
-Sex in a supply closet. Sounds HOT. ADDISEX BANGAGA.
-OMG CALLIE. OMG TEARS.
-POOR MCSTEAMY. For once, I wanna hug the guy.
-Awww, George is Izzie's penis fish. How...odd.
-CALLIE WHY. I LIKE MY GEORGE/IZZIE. DAMMIT GO AWAY.
-Yes, I am going to hell for that comment.
-Okay, they just pulled out the penis fish, and I think I want to throw up.
-OKAY, I AM OFFICIALLY TERRIFIED THAT MCSTEAMY AND MERMER ARE GONNA DO THE HORIZONTAL TANGO. If they do, bye bye Grey's.
-Awww, Burke and Cristina.
-Okay. Derek can go suck his own....you know.
-GEORGE WHAT THE HELL??!?!?!?!?!?!!?
-Derek, right now I fucking hate you. HATE HATE.
-ALEX YOU ARE AN ASSHOLE.
-IS IT ASSHOLE DAY?!
-as for the promo?!?!?!
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what the FUCK.
next week BETTER cheer me up. WHAT THE FUCK.