Cthulhu ftagn!
Oh Great Cthulhu!
I have been an extremely sedulous devotee this year.
In September, I stopped stickdevil from defiling Lovecraft's grave (-20 points). In October, I sacrificed crazylobo to Cthulhu (500 points). When the stars were right, I wore an Elder Sign (-10 points). In April, I made a burnt offering to the Dead Dreamer (100 points). In May, I burnt my copy of the Necronomicon (-75 points). Last week, I recruited crazylobo as a new cultist (30 points).
In short, I have been very good (525 points) and deserve the honour of having my body used as a host for one of your servitors.
Your humble and obedient servant,
The Karl
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