[MEME] hanging 'round the mistletoe, hoping to be kissed

Dec 07, 2011 23:50


The NAUGHTY MISTLETOE KISS Meme



[Ah-ha~! Looks can be deceiving!
This meme actually features a lot of possible sexual choices - you've been warned!]

So, it's that time of the year, isn't it...? The mistletoe's hanging up everywhere, just waiting for a lucky couple to take a smooch underneath its leaves... but something's not quite right under this plant as you begin to suddenly lock lips with the first person your eyes meet. You feel strange... almost as if you want to do some crazy, sexy things with whoever you're with...

Whoo, talk about an early Winter present!

ROLL RESULTS:
1 - Just Kissing: Mistletoe is the best place for sharing kisses... but there are other areas on your partner that lips can touch... and suck to their heart's content!
2 - Rough and Wild: Kissing is just... too soft for you. You want something... dominating, rough, maybe with some force? Maybe some tools and toys are nearby... like rope, paddles or other objects? Feel free to use them to your advantage!
3 - Confess My Love: Once your lips leave, you suddenly want to tell this person how you feel about them, tell them that you love them more than life itself... and maybe even show them how much they mean to you through the best gift of all - yourself?
4 - Touchin' and Teasin': Someone's definitely on the naughty list! Somehow, your hands won't leave your partner's body alone... Maybe you want to explore every inch of that hot body, just to see what places make them tick...
5 - Take Me Please: The heat from that kiss is growing... and so is the urge to want to get those clothes off and just get wild in the sack. Ho, ho, HO... indeed!
6 - Lick Me All Over: Lips are lovely, but don't forget the tongue! Time to take an adventure and just lick every part of your partner to see what they'll do...
7 - Something Fluffy: Kissing was nice, wasn't it? Maybe you want to keep the mood calm and sweet as you find a warm fire to settle beside... and just enjoy this moment together.
8 - Cuddle and Coo: A smooch is fine, but what you really want to do with your partner is... just stay close to them, hold them tight in your arms and feel all of their warmth against your own. Clothes are optional.
9 - Watch Me Play: Kissing was just the warm-up exercise, because now you want to put on a steamy little show for your partner in the most intimate matter possible - by touching yourself.
10 - Right Here, Right Now: Can't wait to get into the bedroom, can you? Even the shy ones can show their hidden bold side underneath this mistletoe, so why not just go for it where you are now?
11 - Total FAIL!: ...Wait, that kiss didn't go right, did it? So, why do you just want to go at it and do your worst in the sack? Because you two can, that's why!
12 - YOUR CHOICE: Choose any situation you'd like... or be creative and make up your own scenario! The mistletoe has many effects, even more than what's here!

MEME RULES:
- Post your character with the basics - ex. [Name | Canon | Sexual Preference] - in the subject line. Feel free to post any kinks or even a basic scenario to start things off, but they aren't necessary here.
- Repliers: Take a lucky roll of a couple of DICE! Whatever your number equals to, that determines your mistletoe's hidden
effects! Reply to anyone you wish, regardless of canon [but please follow the sexual prefs of others! Thanks!]! Remember to put what you rolled on your subject line too!
- ?????
- PROFIT! Take the results as far as you wish! Want to kiss under another sprig of mistletoe for another round of excitement? Go ahead and try it out! The possibilities are completely endless!

warning: cracktastic, warning: definite smut, open, meme: mistletoe, warning: lovey-dovey, warning: nsfw, warning: wtfery

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