Today's Topic:
Nursing School: The Mystery Behind the Magic
You know what's funny? People in their 30's going back to school and finding out they have to learn to use the computer! It's fun to watch 30-somethings figure out a database, then figure out APA format, though it sucks being the one to tutor them.
Take Brownie (not her real name) and Blondie (not her real hair color) for instance:
Brownie is pretty smart on her own, though she sits with Blondie. True to her name, Blondie tends to get confused easily, then drags Brownie down with her. And, oh the hilarity that ensues. That is, until I hear, "Hey, Julie, what's the difference between an on-line journal and a periodical or magazine?"
Boy, I sure hope I wake up in post-op with these broads taking care of me.
Brownie: She just had abdominal surgery, so make sure she lies on her back.
Blondie: Wait, I thought she was supposed to lie on her stomach.
Brownie: Um...maybe she is...I'm not sure.
Oh, those wacky student nurses. Ya never know how they're gonna fuck you up next!
List 20 people you know in no particular order:
1. Stephanizzle S.
2. Laura B.
3. Jeff. B.
4. Brian P.
5. Chris A.
6. Jessica F.
7. Rachel F.
8. Melissa F.
9. Joel B.M. (heh...BM..sorry, doll)
10. Cristane M.
11. Sara A.
12. J. Nava
13. Jen D.
14. Lynzy L.
15. Enoma A.
16. Erika B.
17. Leslie L.
18. Danielle P.
19. Nathan V.
20. Molly W.
How did you meet #13?
At one of Kevin's parties. We start talking about Cursive and Depeche Mode and hit it off.
What would you do if you never met #5?
Cry myself to sleep wondering why my life was so empty. Eventually, I'd develop a drinking problem.
What do you honestly think of #10?
I used to not like her, though I don't know why I never liked her...but I love her now.
Have you ever liked #3?
Tehehehe...currently do
If #1 died tomorrow, what is one thing that you would need him/her to know?
Ridin on a buuus, ridin on a buuuss....
would #1 and #5 go out?
weeeeeeell......
Who is #8 going out with?
NOBODY! She's fair game and she's aaaaall miiiiine!
Describe #6 in 3 words:
Fuck Creative Corner!
Do you think #12 is hot?
Oh, hell yeah, especially when he does those pelvic thrusts onstage...wooo!
Would #1 and #4 make a lovely couple?
well, considering #4 is married, and that his wife (#18) would undoubtedly kick #1's ass, I doubt it
What do you think when you see #8?
hot bod that goes unappreciated
tell me something humiliating about #11.
I cannot. We pinky swore.
do you know any of #5's family members?
Everybody knows Santa!
on a scale of 1-10 how cute is #9?
infinity billion and 2
what would you do if #4 just professed their undying love for you?
what do you mean "if"
what language does #19 speak?
English, Spanglish, and probably German, since he keeps calling me a kike
who is #6 going out with?
Her husband
would #18 and #4 make a good couple?
HAHAHAHAH! They're married!
what grade is #17 in?
16th
when was the last time you talked to #1?
2 seconds ago..3 seconds...4...5...SHIT!
what is #3's favorite band?
Opeth
does #1 have any siblings?
Dos. Two giants of man-boys. Philly and Jonny
would you ever date #3?
sorta already am
would you ever date #7?
oh, you betcha!
is #15 single?
Jes he is.
what is #20's last name?
Weatherton
what is #10's fantasy?
Doing Paul in Italy?
what school does #1 go to?
UTD, BABY!
where does #9 live?
The Ghetto Shangri La
would you make out with #6?
if she'd come back from CA, yes!
are #12 and #13 best friends?
well, considering they're each other's ex...acutally, yes
how did you meet #15?
a Nadiri show
is #12 older than you?
yes indeed
have you ever given #13 a hug?
yes...and we've kissed...and we spank each other regularly
is ..#1 the sexiest person alive?
OMGLOLWTFBBQ YES! YESYESYESYESYES!!!!
You know what's funny? People in their 30's going back to school and finding out they have to learn to use the computer! It's fun to watch 30-somethings figure out a database, then figure out APA format, though it sucks being the one to tutor them.
Take Brownie (not her real name) and Blondie (not her real hair color) for instance:
Brownie is pretty smart on her own, though she sits with Blondie. True to her name, Blondie tends to get confused easily, then drags Brownie down with her. And, oh the hilarity that ensues. That is, until I hear, "Hey, Julie, what's the difference between an on-line journal and a periodical or magazine?"
Boy, I sure hope I wake up in post-op with these broads taking care of me.
Brownie: She just had abdominal surgery, so make sure she lies on her back.
Blondie: Wait, I thought she was supposed to lie on her stomach.
Brownie: Um...maybe she is...I'm not sure.
Oh, those wacky student nurses. Ya never know how they're gonna fuck you up next!
List 20 people you know in no particular order:
1. Stephanizzle S.
2. Laura B.
3. Jeff. B.
4. Brian P.
5. Chris A.
6. Jessica F.
7. Rachel F.
8. Melissa F.
9. Joel B.M. (heh...BM..sorry, doll)
10. Cristane M.
11. Sara A.
12. J. Nava
13. Jen D.
14. Lynzy L.
15. Enoma A.
16. Erika B.
17. Leslie L.
18. Danielle P.
19. Nathan V.
20. Molly W.
How did you meet #13?
At one of Kevin's parties. We start talking about Cursive and Depeche Mode and hit it off.
What would you do if you never met #5?
Cry myself to sleep wondering why my life was so empty. Eventually, I'd develop a drinking problem.
What do you honestly think of #10?
I used to not like her, though I don't know why I never liked her...but I love her now.
Have you ever liked #3?
Tehehehe...currently do
If #1 died tomorrow, what is one thing that you would need him/her to know?
Ridin on a buuus, ridin on a buuuss....
would #1 and #5 go out?
weeeeeeell......
Who is #8 going out with?
NOBODY! She's fair game and she's aaaaall miiiiine!
Describe #6 in 3 words:
Fuck Creative Corner!
Do you think #12 is hot?
Oh, hell yeah, especially when he does those pelvic thrusts onstage...wooo!
Would #1 and #4 make a lovely couple?
well, considering #4 is married, and that his wife (#18) would undoubtedly kick #1's ass, I doubt it
What do you think when you see #8?
hot bod that goes unappreciated
tell me something humiliating about #11.
I cannot. We pinky swore.
do you know any of #5's family members?
Everybody knows Santa!
on a scale of 1-10 how cute is #9?
infinity billion and 2
what would you do if #4 just professed their undying love for you?
what do you mean "if"
what language does #19 speak?
English, Spanglish, and probably German, since he keeps calling me a kike
who is #6 going out with?
Her husband
would #18 and #4 make a good couple?
HAHAHAHAH! They're married!
what grade is #17 in?
16th
when was the last time you talked to #1?
2 seconds ago..3 seconds...4...5...SHIT!
what is #3's favorite band?
Opeth
does #1 have any siblings?
Dos. Two giants of man-boys. Philly and Jonny
would you ever date #3?
sorta already am
would you ever date #7?
oh, you betcha!
is #15 single?
Jes he is.
what is #20's last name?
Weatherton
what is #10's fantasy?
Doing Paul in Italy?
what school does #1 go to?
UTD, BABY!
where does #9 live?
The Ghetto Shangri La
would you make out with #6?
if she'd come back from CA, yes!
are #12 and #13 best friends?
well, considering they're each other's ex...acutally, yes
how did you meet #15?
a Nadiri show
is #12 older than you?
yes indeed
have you ever given #13 a hug?
yes...and we've kissed...and we spank each other regularly
is ..#1 the sexiest person alive?
OMGLOLWTFBBQ YES! YESYESYESYESYES!!!!