Something's kinda fishy here
I think my dog is having 'female problems,' which is really a contradiciton, because she no longer houses a uterus.
But, nevertheless, the house (wherever she happens to be standing) smells like salty crotch and she keeps licking herself.
I thought about taking her to the park today for a swim. I'm beginning to think that'd either be a really good or a really bad idea.
Good - maybe the dog pond will wash the funk out.
Bad - maybe the dog pond will make the funk worse.
I suppose my only other option is to take her outside and attack her lady parts with the water hose.
But, nevertheless, the house (wherever she happens to be standing) smells like salty crotch and she keeps licking herself.
I thought about taking her to the park today for a swim. I'm beginning to think that'd either be a really good or a really bad idea.
Good - maybe the dog pond will wash the funk out.
Bad - maybe the dog pond will make the funk worse.
I suppose my only other option is to take her outside and attack her lady parts with the water hose.