Crazy long meme from Ashleigh
(Click here to post your own answers for this meme.)
✓ I miss somebody right now. (Mikey <3)
✓ I don't watch much TV these days. (don't have cable -- do movies count?)
✓ I own lots of books. (don't read them, but I own them)
✓ I wear glasses or contact lenses.
× I love to play video games.
× I've tried marijuana.
× I've watched porn movies.
× I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.
× I believe honesty is usually the best policy.
✓ I curse sometimes. (far too often)
✓ I have changed a lot mentally over the last year. (oh yeah)
× I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.
* * * * *
× I have broken someone's bones.
✓ I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal. (doesn't everyone?)
× I hate the rain. (LOVE the rain...)
✓ I'm paranoid at times.
× I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. (maybe... I actually think I dreamt about this last night!!)
✓ I need/want money right now.
× I love sushi.
× I talk really, really fast. (not really, really fast, but quite quickly!)
× I have fresh breath in the morning. (does anyone??)
× I have long hair. (it's getting there!)
× I have lost money in Las Vegas.
✓ I have at least one sibling. (Kelly and Matt <3)
✓ I was born in a country outside of the U.S. (uhm, yeah haha)
✓ I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.
× I couldn't survive without Caller I.D. (I could *survive* but now that I have it, I definitely enjoy it!!)
✓ I like the way that I look. (most of the time! :))
✓ I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months.
× I am usually pessimistic.
✓ I have a lot of mood swings. (recently haha)
× I think prostitution should be legalized.
× I slept with a roommate. (not like slept, slept, but I've slept beside roommates before!)
× I have a hidden talent.
✓ I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have. (pretty much, yeah)
✓ I have a lot of friends. (I like to think! ;))
× I have pecked someone of the same sex. (wtf is "pecking" someone?)
✓ I enjoy talking on the phone.
× I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants. (I wish sometimes)
× I love to shop and/or window shop.
✓ I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal. (apparently!)
× I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother. (no, I love my mom!)
× I have a mobile phone. (almost, maybe?)
× I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.
✓ I've rejected someone before.
✓ I currently like/love someone.
× I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life. (I've pretty much got it planned down to the day haha)
✓ I want to have children in the future. (I want to have children now, but apparently it's not very practical haha)
✓ I have changed a diaper before. (many a time)
✓ I've called the cops on a friend before.
× I'm not allergic to anything.
✓ I have a lot to learn. (don't we all?)
× I am shy around the opposite sex. (HA! uhm, no.)
✓ I'm online 24/7, even as an away message. (but I'm trying to get away from this)
✓ I have at least 5 away messages saved. (me = loser)
✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before.
✓ I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past.
× I own the "South Park" movie.
✓ I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal.
✓ I enjoy some country music. (most of it, actually!)
✓ I would die for my best friends.
✓ I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist.
× I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
× I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.
× I have dated a close friend's ex.
✓ I am happy at this moment.
✓ I'm obsessed with guys. (hahahahahah don't we all know it)
× Democrat.
× Republican.
✓ I don't even know what I am. (I like this question :))
× I am punk rockish.
✓ I go for older guys/girls, not younger. (Ideally... I'd like to say all the time, but no, not all the time.)
✓ I study for tests most of the time. (if only for a few minutes :))
× I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met.
✓ I can work on a car. (sure! Can't guarantee it will go anywhere though!)
✓ I love my job(s). (catering weddings = <3)
× I am comfortable with who I am right now.
✓ I have more than just my ears pierced.
✓ I walk barefoot wherever I can.
× I have jumped off a bridge. (I wish!!)
× I love sea turtles.
× I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup.
✓ I plan on achieving a major goal/dream.
✓ I am proficient on a musical instrument. (several, in fact)
× I hate office jobs. (LOVE them!!)
× I went to college out of state.
× I am adopted.
× I am a pyro.
✓ I have thrown up from crying too much.
✓ I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved.
✓ I fall for the worst people.
✓ I adore bright colours. (that's why I'm gonna be a primary teacher :))
× I usually like covers better than originals. (often, I'm afraid to say, but definitely not usually)
× I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays.
✓ I can pick up things with my toes.
× I can't whistle.
✓ I have ridden/owned a horse.
✓ I still have every journal I've ever written in.
× I talk in my sleep.
✓ I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century. (ALL THE TIME!!!!!!! woahhhh...)
✓ I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.
✓ I wear a toe ring.
× I have a tattoo.
✓ I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with.
× I am a caffeine junkie.
✓ I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all.
× If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder.
✓ I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better. (I am trying to rid myself of this habit)
× I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner.
× I'm an artist.
× I am ambidextrous.
× I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed.
✓ If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony.
× I have terrible teeth.
× I hate my toes.
✓ I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me.
× I have more friends on the internet than in real life.
× I have lived in either three different states or countries.
× I am extremely flexible.
✓ I love hugs more than kisses. (I haven't experienced a kiss yet, but for now, I enjoy hugs :))
× I want to own my own business.
× I smoke.
✓ I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else.
✓ Nobody has ever said I'm normal. (hahahahhaha cause I'm definitely not)
✓ Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then. (every now and then? try every freaking time haha)
× I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons. (i wish!)
✓ I like the way women look in stylized men's suits. (June 21st, 2011! :))
✓ I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me.
✓ I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds.
× I have played strip poker with someone else before.
× I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help.
× I believe in ghosts and the paranormal.
× I can't stand being alone.
✓ I have at least one obsession at any given time.
× I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again.
✓ I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment.
× I'm a judgmental asshole.
× I'm a HUGE drama-queen. (no, but I attract drama, does that count?)
✓ I have travelled on more than one continent.
× I sometimes wish my father would just disappear.
✓ I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am. (often)
× I am a Libertarian.
✓ I can speak more than one language.
✓ I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be.
✓ I would rather read than watch TV. (sometimes!)
× I like reading fact more than fiction.
✓ I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do.
× I have no piercings.
✓ I have spent the night in a train station or other public place.
× I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried.
× I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night.
✓ There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it.
× I like most animals better than most people.
× I own a collection of retro games consoles.
× The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver.
× I have hit someone with a dead fish. (omg that's so gross haha and hilarious and something that I wish I could check off haha)
× I am compulsively honest.
× I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired.
× I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers.
× I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex.
× I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders.
✓ I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to.
× I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on.
× I dislike milk.
× I obsessively wash my hands.
✓ I always carry something significant around with me.
× Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair.
✓ I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others.
✓ Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother.
× I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document.
✓ I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird.
× I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time.
✓ Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed. (sometimes :()
× I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won.
✓ I do not 'get' most comedy acts. (haha it's true - or I think they're funny for reasons other than what they intend them to be funny for haha)
✓ I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing.
× I don't like to chew gum.
× I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it.
✓ I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car.
× I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years.
× I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other.
× I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly.
✓ I love to sing.
× I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up.
× I have a custom-built computer.
✓ I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it.
× I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human.
✓ I've gone skinny-dipping.
✓ I've performed in three plays. (more than that haha)
✓ I enjoy burritos.
× I'm Irish and loving it.
✓ I have a thing for redheads.
× I am a twin!
× Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'.
× Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else. (HA! no...)
✓ I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes.
× I sleep more than 12 hours a day.
✓ I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough.
× I need more time to myself.
✓ I wish I was more open-minded.
× I hope that I go really prematurely grey.
✓ I download songs from the internet.
× I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend.
× I say random things to freak people out.
× I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note.
✓ I love playing Truth or Dare.
× I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it.
✓ Music helps me remember that I am not alone.
✓ Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems.
✓ I think this survey is particularly long.
× I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones.
× I can only hate someone that I love. (this is an interesting one that I'd like to think about some more!!)
× I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks.
✓ I miss somebody right now. (Mikey <3)
✓ I don't watch much TV these days. (don't have cable -- do movies count?)
✓ I own lots of books. (don't read them, but I own them)
✓ I wear glasses or contact lenses.
× I love to play video games.
× I've tried marijuana.
× I've watched porn movies.
× I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.
× I believe honesty is usually the best policy.
✓ I curse sometimes. (far too often)
✓ I have changed a lot mentally over the last year. (oh yeah)
× I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.
* * * * *
× I have broken someone's bones.
✓ I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal. (doesn't everyone?)
× I hate the rain. (LOVE the rain...)
✓ I'm paranoid at times.
× I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. (maybe... I actually think I dreamt about this last night!!)
✓ I need/want money right now.
× I love sushi.
× I talk really, really fast. (not really, really fast, but quite quickly!)
× I have fresh breath in the morning. (does anyone??)
× I have long hair. (it's getting there!)
× I have lost money in Las Vegas.
✓ I have at least one sibling. (Kelly and Matt <3)
✓ I was born in a country outside of the U.S. (uhm, yeah haha)
✓ I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.
× I couldn't survive without Caller I.D. (I could *survive* but now that I have it, I definitely enjoy it!!)
✓ I like the way that I look. (most of the time! :))
✓ I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months.
× I am usually pessimistic.
✓ I have a lot of mood swings. (recently haha)
× I think prostitution should be legalized.
× I slept with a roommate. (not like slept, slept, but I've slept beside roommates before!)
× I have a hidden talent.
✓ I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have. (pretty much, yeah)
✓ I have a lot of friends. (I like to think! ;))
× I have pecked someone of the same sex. (wtf is "pecking" someone?)
✓ I enjoy talking on the phone.
× I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants. (I wish sometimes)
× I love to shop and/or window shop.
✓ I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal. (apparently!)
× I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother. (no, I love my mom!)
× I have a mobile phone. (almost, maybe?)
× I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.
✓ I've rejected someone before.
✓ I currently like/love someone.
× I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life. (I've pretty much got it planned down to the day haha)
✓ I want to have children in the future. (I want to have children now, but apparently it's not very practical haha)
✓ I have changed a diaper before. (many a time)
✓ I've called the cops on a friend before.
× I'm not allergic to anything.
✓ I have a lot to learn. (don't we all?)
× I am shy around the opposite sex. (HA! uhm, no.)
✓ I'm online 24/7, even as an away message. (but I'm trying to get away from this)
✓ I have at least 5 away messages saved. (me = loser)
✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before.
✓ I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past.
× I own the "South Park" movie.
✓ I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal.
✓ I enjoy some country music. (most of it, actually!)
✓ I would die for my best friends.
✓ I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist.
× I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
× I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.
× I have dated a close friend's ex.
✓ I am happy at this moment.
✓ I'm obsessed with guys. (hahahahahah don't we all know it)
× Democrat.
× Republican.
✓ I don't even know what I am. (I like this question :))
× I am punk rockish.
✓ I go for older guys/girls, not younger. (Ideally... I'd like to say all the time, but no, not all the time.)
✓ I study for tests most of the time. (if only for a few minutes :))
× I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met.
✓ I can work on a car. (sure! Can't guarantee it will go anywhere though!)
✓ I love my job(s). (catering weddings = <3)
× I am comfortable with who I am right now.
✓ I have more than just my ears pierced.
✓ I walk barefoot wherever I can.
× I have jumped off a bridge. (I wish!!)
× I love sea turtles.
× I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup.
✓ I plan on achieving a major goal/dream.
✓ I am proficient on a musical instrument. (several, in fact)
× I hate office jobs. (LOVE them!!)
× I went to college out of state.
× I am adopted.
× I am a pyro.
✓ I have thrown up from crying too much.
✓ I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved.
✓ I fall for the worst people.
✓ I adore bright colours. (that's why I'm gonna be a primary teacher :))
× I usually like covers better than originals. (often, I'm afraid to say, but definitely not usually)
× I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays.
✓ I can pick up things with my toes.
× I can't whistle.
✓ I have ridden/owned a horse.
✓ I still have every journal I've ever written in.
× I talk in my sleep.
✓ I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century. (ALL THE TIME!!!!!!! woahhhh...)
✓ I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.
✓ I wear a toe ring.
× I have a tattoo.
✓ I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with.
× I am a caffeine junkie.
✓ I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all.
× If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder.
✓ I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better. (I am trying to rid myself of this habit)
× I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner.
× I'm an artist.
× I am ambidextrous.
× I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed.
✓ If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony.
× I have terrible teeth.
× I hate my toes.
✓ I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me.
× I have more friends on the internet than in real life.
× I have lived in either three different states or countries.
× I am extremely flexible.
✓ I love hugs more than kisses. (I haven't experienced a kiss yet, but for now, I enjoy hugs :))
× I want to own my own business.
× I smoke.
✓ I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else.
✓ Nobody has ever said I'm normal. (hahahahhaha cause I'm definitely not)
✓ Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then. (every now and then? try every freaking time haha)
× I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons. (i wish!)
✓ I like the way women look in stylized men's suits. (June 21st, 2011! :))
✓ I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me.
✓ I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds.
× I have played strip poker with someone else before.
× I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help.
× I believe in ghosts and the paranormal.
× I can't stand being alone.
✓ I have at least one obsession at any given time.
× I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again.
✓ I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment.
× I'm a judgmental asshole.
× I'm a HUGE drama-queen. (no, but I attract drama, does that count?)
✓ I have travelled on more than one continent.
× I sometimes wish my father would just disappear.
✓ I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am. (often)
× I am a Libertarian.
✓ I can speak more than one language.
✓ I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be.
✓ I would rather read than watch TV. (sometimes!)
× I like reading fact more than fiction.
✓ I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do.
× I have no piercings.
✓ I have spent the night in a train station or other public place.
× I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried.
× I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night.
✓ There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it.
× I like most animals better than most people.
× I own a collection of retro games consoles.
× The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver.
× I have hit someone with a dead fish. (omg that's so gross haha and hilarious and something that I wish I could check off haha)
× I am compulsively honest.
× I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired.
× I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers.
× I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex.
× I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders.
✓ I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to.
× I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on.
× I dislike milk.
× I obsessively wash my hands.
✓ I always carry something significant around with me.
× Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair.
✓ I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others.
✓ Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother.
× I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document.
✓ I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird.
× I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time.
✓ Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed. (sometimes :()
× I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won.
✓ I do not 'get' most comedy acts. (haha it's true - or I think they're funny for reasons other than what they intend them to be funny for haha)
✓ I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing.
× I don't like to chew gum.
× I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it.
✓ I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car.
× I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years.
× I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other.
× I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly.
✓ I love to sing.
× I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up.
× I have a custom-built computer.
✓ I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it.
× I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human.
✓ I've gone skinny-dipping.
✓ I've performed in three plays. (more than that haha)
✓ I enjoy burritos.
× I'm Irish and loving it.
✓ I have a thing for redheads.
× I am a twin!
× Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'.
× Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else. (HA! no...)
✓ I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes.
× I sleep more than 12 hours a day.
✓ I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough.
× I need more time to myself.
✓ I wish I was more open-minded.
× I hope that I go really prematurely grey.
✓ I download songs from the internet.
× I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend.
× I say random things to freak people out.
× I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note.
✓ I love playing Truth or Dare.
× I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it.
✓ Music helps me remember that I am not alone.
✓ Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems.
✓ I think this survey is particularly long.
× I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones.
× I can only hate someone that I love. (this is an interesting one that I'd like to think about some more!!)
× I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks.