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i get cranky when i don't have my juice.
ah, orange pineapple juice, almost the nectar of the gods. alas, it falls short of the true nectar of jesus and the holy spirit and god, but i can't remember what they do drink. its better, but not by much. because above pineapple orange juice are few other juices. but, i digress.
i have been offered free sam adams, so i may be a bit too talk to drunk with you all soonish. i got 40 year old virgin and wedding crashers on DVD today, and they are awesome, more awesome than a few people in fact. definitely better than DJ Shockley. who got his ass whupped by WVU the other night. stupid georgia, think they can keep up with us. bah.
in other news, i will be in college on the 3 year plan, so that my family can afford it. unless i get an rotc scholarship. which i should, since i got a 4.0 gpa. if i dont get into the army, i have no idea what im going to do with my life. which is sorta sad, since my major means i can be a teacher or an author pretty much exclusively. and if im not in the army, theres not many realistic things i would want to do. so, ill go in the army, i am undeniably awesome.
when i get back to college, i will find a nice girl who will cuddle with me and not make me feel weird for not wanting to have sex. im still too young i think, plus, im not married. and i will not spend much money on her, as i am spending all my money on dumb things. hopefully, i will also find some smarter people to discuss things like history and cars with. but, i will also be pledging, Theta Chi. yeah, boyees, i will be a frat boy. then you'll all call me gay. you will be idiots. i hope.
life is boring with you guys all in school. you should skip.
ah, orange pineapple juice, almost the nectar of the gods. alas, it falls short of the true nectar of jesus and the holy spirit and god, but i can't remember what they do drink. its better, but not by much. because above pineapple orange juice are few other juices. but, i digress.
i have been offered free sam adams, so i may be a bit too talk to drunk with you all soonish. i got 40 year old virgin and wedding crashers on DVD today, and they are awesome, more awesome than a few people in fact. definitely better than DJ Shockley. who got his ass whupped by WVU the other night. stupid georgia, think they can keep up with us. bah.
in other news, i will be in college on the 3 year plan, so that my family can afford it. unless i get an rotc scholarship. which i should, since i got a 4.0 gpa. if i dont get into the army, i have no idea what im going to do with my life. which is sorta sad, since my major means i can be a teacher or an author pretty much exclusively. and if im not in the army, theres not many realistic things i would want to do. so, ill go in the army, i am undeniably awesome.
when i get back to college, i will find a nice girl who will cuddle with me and not make me feel weird for not wanting to have sex. im still too young i think, plus, im not married. and i will not spend much money on her, as i am spending all my money on dumb things. hopefully, i will also find some smarter people to discuss things like history and cars with. but, i will also be pledging, Theta Chi. yeah, boyees, i will be a frat boy. then you'll all call me gay. you will be idiots. i hope.
life is boring with you guys all in school. you should skip.