for funzies
A nice pack of squirrelbear and meme, because they've been on my mind for a bit lately.
who is the big spoon/little spoon
There are very few chances for Ali to Big Spoon. I like to imagine maybe when he is sick she can be the one to cuddle him for once.
what is their favorite non-sexual activity
ANYTHING, because they're so disgustingly into each other and fluffy. I think they enjoy cuddling with each other to read, but their book tastes differ too much that the occurrence is rare. It's only okay because it makes the activity rare enough to stay special but it's so satisfying when they find something they both want to read.
who uses all the hot water in the morning
In the event they are separately bathing, I imagine Machk to be very quick. Ali is more likely to, but she doesn't take very long showers either.
what they order from take out
This is a tough one, but I see Chinese being the favourite.
what is the most trivial thing they fight over
APOLOGIES MAYBE??? "Machk, stop, you didn't do anything; you're fine." "I'M SORRY" When Ali gets angry at him she usually bottles it up and huffs and puffs to herself but only to herself and when he's not noticing. Machk has trouble getting mad at Ali. He gets more hurt than anything.
who does most of the cleaning
I want to say Machk. Neither of them are very clean nor dirty, but I just feel like Machk picks up more since they are usually around his home/room/cabin/what have you
what has a season pass in their DVR
History Channel or Animal Planet or Discovery or some sort of informative documentary. They probably have a guilty pleasure of something like Hoarders.
who controls the netflix queue
Ali, only because she'd probably be more prone to watching TV while Machk would be more likely to train or something.
who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working
Whoever can get to it first. Probably Machk since he'd notice it first. They're both responsible.
who steals the blankets
Machk, definitely. He's rather large afterall.
who leaves their stuff around
Machk, only because they're probably at his house again and she is fair too concerned with being a polite guest to leave something around.
who remembers to buy the milk
Ali would be more on top of domestic things like that. Machk has bigger things to worry about.
who remembers anniversaries
they both do, but Machk is the one that is way more timely and prompt about important dates.