Mar 31, 2005 23:01
dude, mitch hedberg died
today is a sad day.
"I haven't slept for 10 days, cuz that would be too long"
"I type 101 words a minute. But it's in my own
language."
"It's hard to dance if you just lost your wallet. Whoa!
Where's my wallet? But, hey this song is funky."
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show
it."
"I was at this casino minding my own business and this guy came up to me and said your gonna have to move you're blocking a fire exit. As if there were a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you are flamable and have legs you are never blocking a fire exit."
Im gonna miss you man. I hope you went somewhere where carrots get you drunk and all the rabbits are fucked up.