Thanks for being glib.
Since I am a Temporary resident of Portland, I feel I can weigh in on the alternative media and a recent article written in the Portland Mercury really teed me off. I suppose Alison's (the writer*) smart-mouthed accusations are a substitute for quality writing and actual research. "Tentacles of Terror" is an obvious riff on horror comics of yore and how can we be sure that the astronaut is actually a female? This is STAR WARS, remember how effeminate a young Mark Hamill looked in the trilogy? The comments below the article basically sum up my feelings, the astronaut is fully covered in ARMOR and there is no torn clothing, no penetration (of anus or supposed vagina) and the tentacles are completely surrounding said astronaut. As a blatant feminist and a huge cunt, I fight the fights when there is something actually wrong. I highly doubt Alison sees a penis every time she sees a road marker, a vagina in every doorway, an anus in every cup. Hmm, but that might not be a bad way to live. I'd probably never stop having orgasms if I lived that way but that's another story altogether. Let's just put that rape card back in our pocket and pull it out when we are really dealt a tentacle rape card, 'kay?
*Really disappointed in you, btw.
*Really disappointed in you, btw.