Mar 04, 2006 23:43
I was just clearing the bedsheets/bedspreads before turning in tonight and realized that I've never done that before........ever. I always crash, throw them over and let them fall where they may. Why have I never done that before? The only reason I can think is that Bridgett now crashes on the bed with be whenever I turn in along with JD the Watchcat. Bridgett being a bed bum somehow manages to get the entire sheet/blanket/spread thing stuck together in one clump that is held together by static electricity. I don't know what it is about her fur coat but it is just a static magentic (heh, magnetism and electricy are related, mwaa ha ha). Just the other night she jumped on the bed and she glowed BLUE......FUCKING BLUE for about 2 seconds from a charge. I was scarred shitless for a second.....fearing that I was going to get zapped to death by a giant static charged Bridgett-dog. Clearing the bed......weird.....very weird.
While clearing the bed, I've noticed that I've slept.....probably all my life on the left side of the bed. Even the short time that I slept on a double, and then upgraded to my parents old queen sized bed that they gave me when we moved from Round Hill to Hamilton, I've always been on the left side of the bed and never in the middle. I just thought that was the weirdest thing ever. A bed so large yet....baaaaaah. It's just rackin my brain maaaaaaaan! Never usin' the bed to it's full potential! Blarg! Well I'm gonna try to fix that tonight, and see if it I wake up in the middle, the left, on the floor, or squashed by Bridgett if she gets confused that I'm never in the middle....all the while JD will be laughing going "Foolish human! You didn't circle the sleeping spot 3 times before laying down! Mwaa ha ha ha!"
And no, for the record this isn't the legendary 5 page update covering the missing months of updates. This was just a random thing I stumbled upon like 5 minutes ago and I just had to throw it out there for you guys.