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[the_jacksparrow]

So, most pirates tend to have parrots as a pet, or you know even an undead monkey (which I do have as well) but what do I get as a pet? A kitten. He's a cute little bugger too. But I haven't named him. Elizabeth told me I have to name him though, even if I never named the blasted undead monkey (who is technically not even my pet)

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[fsshuuukitty]

Cute kitty.

[the_jacksparrow]

Yes, Kaidoh, he is. But he needs a name. Any suggestions?

[fsshuuukitty]

Fuck. I didn't realise it was YOUR kitty. I have no suggestions for YOU.

[the_jacksparrow]

Does it being my kitty make him any less cute, Kaidoh?

[fsshuuukitty]

No, but I'm not helping YOU come up with names for him.

[the_jacksparrow]

So you're willing to put this silly dislike and grudge against me before the need of a kitten to have a name? Tsk.

[fsshuuukitty]

Other people are giving you suggestions. you don't need mine.

[the_jacksparrow]

I've only gotten one suggestion yet, and you shouldn't settle on the first offer of anything, Kaidoh. Something better might come along.

Although, perhaps I should just call him Princess Kiara...

[fsshuuukitty]

That would be stupid because its a boy.

[the_jacksparrow]

See? Perhaps this is why I need help choosing a name.

[fsshuuukitty]

Well, find someone else to help you.

[the_jacksparrow]

I could just name him Kaidoh...

[fsshuuukitty]

Or you could not.

[the_jacksparrow]

You haven't given me any better suggestions though, so why not?

[fsshuuukitty]

Well, other people are giving you suggestions now. You really don't need any suggestions from me other than NOT Kaidoh and NOT Princess Kiara.

[the_jacksparrow]

I still think those are perfectly fine names.

... A skeleton, Kaidoh? If I knew you had that sort of kink I'd have come around when I was in the whole undead phase ;)