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[the_jacksparrow]

FREE RUM!

Who wants some?

I've got plenty to share!!!! ;)

I am a friendly pirate after all.

Comments

[golf_swing]

Rum is gross.

[the_jacksparrow]

More for me.

I have other things to offer ;)

[golf_swing]

Your other things are gross as well, or so I have heard.

[the_jacksparrow]

You'll never know for sure unless you try first hand, now would you ;)

[golf_swing]

I really don't care to thanks.

[the_jacksparrow]

Where's the fun in that. I live by the philosophy that you should try everything at least once ;)

[golf_swing]

I am allergic to pirate. Anaphylactic shock and all that.

[the_jacksparrow]

anananhwhaloslafjwhat?

[golf_swing]

http://www.dictionary.com

Look it up.

[the_jacksparrow]

Hm. No. That seems like no fun.

[golf_swing]

Exactly.

[the_jacksparrow]

What?

[golf_swing]

I'm bored.

and nearly out of beer.

I may come to get rum; however you are 1) not allowed to talk to me 2) not allowed to touch me 3) not allowed to be where I could smell you if the wind blew hard enough.

[the_jacksparrow]

.... I smell fine thank you very much. And I'm a great conversationalist. And if you'd rather do the touching than by all means, I'll keep my hands off ;)

[golf_swing]

Ew. You're not. And gross, no thanks I would rather get it on with a well greased piece of nori.

On second thought - I don't trust you and three beers is more than enough.

[chocomachinegun]

*shrugs* You can always come visit me. I have plenty of alcohol if you really want some. And last I checked, I wasn't a pirate.