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[the_jacksparrow]

I seem to have run out of rum again - which led me to writing. Apparently "drabbles" are supposed to be really short. I don't do short. I like things detailed and... hot. But I decided to try my hand at this shorter style of writing. I still prefer long, detailed, and... steamy better. Ah well.

Requested by otori-kyoya and counterfeit-art
Featuring: Ootori/Dean/Jack

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[wtfitsmary]

My child, I've completed examining you, and I'm sorry to say that you seem to have contracted the sexually transmitted disease known as Hirsute Growth Syndrome, or HGS. It is certainly not terminal, so there is no need to worry about that. It will take several weeks for the symptoms to manifest, and they are as follows:

An unpleasant odor around the genitals

Excessive and accelerated body hair growth

Increased risk of erectile dysfunction among males

It is best that you be honest about this with all future partners, and please do remember to be safe.

[the_jacksparrow]

I had to much rum this morning - I must be reading that wrong.

[wtfitsmary]

It's very straight-forward, my dear. You have an STD.

[the_jacksparrow]

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I need more rum.

[wtfitsmary]

Don't drink and drive, love.