Some say that rum is the doorway into the soul's desire. Others say it just makes you incredibly aroused and willing to rub against anything that has half a heartbeat.
What are your thoughts on this, I wonder? Captain Jack Sparrow.
Perhaps it is the doorway into the soul's desire to rup against anything with half a heartbeat - though if you did notice not everyone or "anything with half a heart beat" is on that list... so there's some flawed logic somewhere.
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OH! I get it. You're mad I forgot you. I can edit the post ;)
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By the way, did Elizabeth slip you the tongue?
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Speechless, I see? Its okay I have that effect on people
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What are your thoughts on this, I wonder? Captain Jack Sparrow.
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