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[the_jacksparrow]

*ahem

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[princeofwriting]

People shouldn't be allowed to write poems while drunk.

[the_jacksparrow]

... what about when people are always drunk?

OH! I get it. You're mad I forgot you. I can edit the post ;)

[princeofwriting]

What? No I'm not. None of that applies to me at all. Except maybe the gay thing but you're like my dad's age... gross.

[the_jacksparrow]

Are you sure about that matey? You don't sound very convincing. Don't htink of me as 'old' persae... think of me as... well experienced.

[totallynot_kira]

That's quite a writing talent you got there. Just be careful not to drink too much. All in moderation, 'chap'.

[the_jacksparrow]

Drink too much? Not possible matey.

[chestmonster]

I most definitely want everybody on that list to drop their pants. ;)

By the way, did Elizabeth slip you the tongue?

[otori_kyoya]

... I'd rather not, sir.

[the_jacksparrow]

... Of course she did. Everyone does eventually.

[stfupotter]

TAKE POTTER OFF THAT LIST IMMEDIATELY.

...

[the_jacksparrow]

What? Split you two up? No thank you. I'd rather have the both of you on my pirate ship at the same time ;)

Speechless, I see? Its okay I have that effect on people

[sauntered]

Some say that rum is the doorway into the soul's desire. Others say it just makes you incredibly aroused and willing to rub against anything that has half a heartbeat.

What are your thoughts on this, I wonder? Captain Jack Sparrow.

[the_jacksparrow]

Perhaps it is the doorway into the soul's desire to rup against anything with half a heartbeat - though if you did notice not everyone or "anything with half a heart beat" is on that list... so there's some flawed logic somewhere.