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Title: Pirate's Tennis
Fight: Ryoma v. Jack for bnfchampionship
There once was a pirate named Jack. He wasn't just any pirate, either. No, he was an incredibly sexy pirate, CAPTAIN of the world's fastest ship, and all around... perfect.
One day, Captain Jack Sparrow decided to visit dear friends in Japan. However, he ran into the tennis brat by the name of Echizen Ryoma, instead.
"Ew you creepy pirate dude, go back to your pirate ship," he said, in his bratty, prepubescent voice.
Jack just laughed, in his face, because really was he supposed to be intimidated by a boy with a racket?
Somehow, they ended on a tennis court - Echizen with his precious racket and tennis balls (which really, how phallic can one get?) and Jack Sparrow with his guns and sword. Every ball Echizen hit, Jack sliced in half or shot right through. This was how a pirate played tennis.
And when poor ol' Echizen was defeated, discouraged, and finally gave up, Captain Jack Sparrow pulled out a rather large bottle of rum. Not being a bad sport, however, he eagerly offered the young boy some rum to share.
Fight: Ryoma v. Jack for bnfchampionship
There once was a pirate named Jack. He wasn't just any pirate, either. No, he was an incredibly sexy pirate, CAPTAIN of the world's fastest ship, and all around... perfect.
One day, Captain Jack Sparrow decided to visit dear friends in Japan. However, he ran into the tennis brat by the name of Echizen Ryoma, instead.
"Ew you creepy pirate dude, go back to your pirate ship," he said, in his bratty, prepubescent voice.
Jack just laughed, in his face, because really was he supposed to be intimidated by a boy with a racket?
Somehow, they ended on a tennis court - Echizen with his precious racket and tennis balls (which really, how phallic can one get?) and Jack Sparrow with his guns and sword. Every ball Echizen hit, Jack sliced in half or shot right through. This was how a pirate played tennis.
And when poor ol' Echizen was defeated, discouraged, and finally gave up, Captain Jack Sparrow pulled out a rather large bottle of rum. Not being a bad sport, however, he eagerly offered the young boy some rum to share.