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Where Have I Been?
1. I have given up on uni already and relocated to join a distant African tribe, where internet connection is but a far-flung myth, rendering me physically unable to post on LJ/tell you all my whereabouts.
2. I have been overloaded with piles and piles of work despite only having eight hours of lectures a week and thought it was ( Read more... )
I'VE MISSED YOOOUUU~! It's been far, far too long. How's is uni the distant African tribe?
MUSIC RECCS-- The Libertines &hearts, Panic At The Disco, The Hush Sound, ALL CHRISTMAS MUSIC, Goo Goo Dolls, Cobra Starship, Guns N' Roses' new album-- wtf I should just make a mix for you and your awesomeness. haha.
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I'm taking that as a message from fate that I shouldn't do my Waste Land essay now ^^.
I'VE MISSED YOU TOOO~ *tacklehugs* <3 Time keeps doing this wibbly wobbly thing at the moment where I'll be like, 'oh, I'll do an LJ post tomorrow' and upload my pictures and everything and then SUDDENLY it's months later and my mum's like, 'REMEMBER ME?' and I'm like, 'I CALLED YOU THREE WEEKS AGO MOTHERRR, GIVE OTHER PEOPLE A CHANCE'. The tribe is awesome, they're teaching me to kill antelope.
Yay, thankyou! I loved Panic!'s first album, in the days when they still had an exclamation mark, but I only have a couple of their new ones (I liked the trippiness X__X). But I've not heard of The Hush Sound or Cobra Starship so I will get to downloading! Wheee thankyou! ♥
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HAHAHA &hearts Stupid mothers trying to steal time away from internet friends. Who do they think they are? But can you build balloons from their skins?
Their new album RAWKS. As do The Hush Sound and Cobra Starship. Though right now I'm really into The Libertines, and thus the Babyshambles and Dirty Pretty Things. OH PETE AND CARL.
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I knooow. What, just cause she gave birth to me she needs to know I'm 'still alive' all the time? What's with that? XD I'm more or less stuck on rugs at the moment. I'm hoping we'll get onto balloons in the new year, but it's a big step up.
I do not feel Pete Doherty =/. But I'll overlook my dislike of him in the interests of your music reccs; I'm downloading The Hush Sound as we speak ^^.
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It's ridiculous! Nine months of being carried around by her, and she expects you to actually communicate with her after wards? Disgusting! Just wait until you learn how to fold the balloons into different shapes...
I feel him. At least I'd like to. ;) OH HOW I'D LIKE TO. yay them. They deserve more fame imo.
psh, fuck it. =P
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Exactly! What exactly do I owe her, answer me that. Adults are so irrational. Can't she see I have priorities?
I'm aspiring to a balloon giraffe. Not quite the same as a giraffe balloon, in the context, but I could probably fit one of those in as well, if you're interested.
I'd like to feel you --er, WHAT, WHO SAID THAT?
...OH MY SWEET HEAVENS, I JUST DID THE SAME THING AGAIN. X__X
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Duh! Lj is far more important than mothers, families or life. It's so clear. How about a giraffe balloon giraffe? That would be fun!
I'd like to feel your face ;)-- I HAVE NO IDEA, THE PERVS.
hahaha EPIC FAIL.
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THAT'S A GENIUS IDEA. I will train in the art of giraffe balloon giraffe making, and send you one for your birthday. I shall set about hunting a giraffe posthaste!
WHO WOULD WANT TO FEEL YOUR FACE, HONESTLY. WHAT KIND OF PERVERT WOULD WANT TO STROKE YOUR TENDER SKIN, CARESS YOUR SUPPLE CHEEK, BRUSH YOUR PRECIOUS CHEEKBONES-- I mean, er, REALLY.
Aaaaah I'm going to proofread the html of my comment this time XD. Watch me fail again, hahah.
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IT IS. I'd keep it in my room all the time, if we make enough and fill them all with helium, the giraffes could fly us awayy~!
That's just weird. I mean. Touching it... the soft, pure, delicate, skin is meant to be admired from afar. ...Through binoculars. While you're sleeping. THAT'S IF YOU LIKE THAT KINDA THING.
You did it! You win something.
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Indy:...so REALLY, mother, I'm not calling FOR YOUR OWN GOOD. For EVERYONE'S good. IT'S A HUGE SACRIFICE, BUT ONE I MUST MAKE. FOR ENGLAND. FOR EARTH!
Mum: ...
Flying away in a flock of floating giraffes just HAPPENS to be my lifetime ambition, my love. We can go on some sort of floaty-holiday together once I've saved the world; it'll be something nice to look forward to.
And who WOULD like that sort of thing? Who would want to crouch outside your window at night and watch you sleep. Every night. Obliviously. Clad only in pyjamas. Tangled in your bedsheets. Breathing softly.
CERTAINLY NOT ME.
Huzzah! I will treasure this something for as long as I live!
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PRECISELY. You are so selfless, giving up time that you wish to spent with others to SAVE THE WORLD. It's so empowering...
It makes the whole saving thing worthwhile. We can go and live in the clouds. Like in that book with the big pie.
Sometimes we they don't even just watch. Sometimes we they hold onto items of your clothing and sniff them... smelling your scent. You incense being like a drug to us-- I MEAN THEM. OBVS.
You'd better. Or I'd hunt you down.
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I just hope I can inspire others to do the same thing themselves. Not that I like to go on about it or anything, you know. I'm quite a modest soul really.
A book with a big pie??! Did you dream this? Not that I'll ever say no to living in the clouds with pie, of course.
OBVIOUSLY YOU ARE SUCCESSFULLY SIMPLY GETTING INTO THE MINDSET OF A STALKER-TYPE, I SEE. Someone who might like to steal your discarded clothing, creep into your room at night and rifle through your underwear drawer, wear your lost socks around my their own home... SOMEONE ODD LIKE THAT.
Hunt me down and sniff me?
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But despite this, you may have to broadcast it to advertise how one can save the world, and how one must. It's your destiny to become a superstar, I'm sorry but it must be so...
I remember it! There was a pie and there was so much yeast in it that it got really REALLY big and flew away with people on it. Or was that the bus and the apple trees? Hrm...
EXACTLY. Someone creepy enough to want to be there all the time, with you. In your presence. Just existing to be around you. Stealing your pubic hair now and then. Maybe even eating it. As it doesn't taste too ba-- UH, YES. YOU GET THE POINT.
And sniff you like you've never been sniffed before ;)
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I know, I know. I've grown to accept my destiny, and the trial that is my life, so that I can override my natural charming modesty to aid the less fortunate. In a roundabout way, it actually benefits all those people I can't "phone" or "talk to" now. One day, they'll understand...
WHAT, WHAT, you are a crazy person. Are you suggesting I fill a giraffe balloon giraffe with yeast? Or apple trees?
I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN. Someone who just wants to be like you. Changing their hairstyle to yours. Wearing your clothes. Posing as you on the internet. Stealing your passport. Planning to lock you in a basement so I they can take over your life, and let me tell you, it's hard work finding a place secluded enough for something like tha-- UH, SO I'VE HEARD.
I don't think I've ever been sniffed before!
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