Sammy did It. Go tell him he's a whiny bitch.

[the_impala_kid]

1. Think of the first word that comes to mind when you think of me.
2. Go to google images and search for that word

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[lost_myshoe]

[the_impala_kid]

*grins, contentedly* That's totally correct, Sammy. I am sweet, and not just because of my cheerful disposition -- I'm sweet as in awesome, too. And candy's awesome! And today is international candyapalooza day, so that was an all around inspired pick.

[lost_myshoe]

I went for 'candy', not 'sweet'. Just so that there could be no misunderstanding over the meaning of the word.

Also? Don't come crying to me when the razorblade lore comes true.

[the_impala_kid]

Dude! Not cool with the razorblade crap. Now I'm gonna have to check my candy, just in case that stupid trickster bitch is bummin around somewhere and heard you and thinks it'd be funny to ruin my candy. Do you know how much time it takes to inspect candy for razorblades?

[lost_myshoe]

Well, it'll slow you down, then. So we might actually have some left to give trick-or-treating kids.

Consider it a favor.