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Nov 19, 2008 16:28



Your result for If Lovin' Were Cookin', You'd Be:...

Grilling

7 Heat, 8 Speed and -2 Complexity!


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faiththatfuelsu November 19 2008, 22:02:19 UTC
I'm gonna go out on a limb and assume 'putting the heat to the meat' is going to be your new line.

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the_impala_kid November 20 2008, 06:17:18 UTC
Aw, baby, you know me so well.

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faiththatfuelsu November 20 2008, 14:13:19 UTC
Gotta be able to anticipate any stupid stunts you got planned.

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the_impala_kid November 20 2008, 14:33:24 UTC
*he nods -- it's only fair, to be honest* But the element of surprise just lends an even more festive air to my awesomeness.

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faiththatfuelsu November 20 2008, 14:35:48 UTC
Until you set the house on fire... again.

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the_impala_kid November 20 2008, 14:44:03 UTC
*nodding* Okay, okay. So that's where you're headed with that? I'll have you know that not all three of those times were my fault.

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faiththatfuelsu November 20 2008, 14:48:19 UTC
You gonna blame Mary for one of 'em, or the poltergeist we don't have?

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the_impala_kid November 20 2008, 14:56:26 UTC
Now, I'm not gonna blame Mary. That wasn't really her fault, and I suppose if you had to assign blame there it would go to me as the supervisory parent. But that was just a little fire, barely even left a scorch mark and only took out one down comforter. And okay, fine. Maybe it wasn't a poltergeist. Maybe it was a raccoon. But we're in god-damn Boston, baby, and to my way of thinkin' it's much more likely to be a poltergeist in the city than a damn raccoon.

The third time's kind of your fault, sugar. Because I was way, way to distracted by that blowjob to remember about the burritto in the toaster oven. *crosses his arms over his chest and gives her a look*

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faiththatfuelsu November 20 2008, 14:58:43 UTC
It is your fault, because you were the one starting shit. You can't fuck with me and expect me to just walk away, you know that good and damn well.

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the_impala_kid November 20 2008, 15:50:36 UTC
Hey, you were the one who said not to worry about it and to just let it be, that you could get me off before it burned.

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faiththatfuelsu November 20 2008, 15:52:07 UTC
...alright. So maybe I was a little off that day.

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the_impala_kid November 20 2008, 15:58:15 UTC
It happens to the best of us. *he grins wickedly* Not to me, but then again I am the sexy Jesus.

*no, he's still not over that, and yes, he still refers to himself as Sexy Jesus from time to time*

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faiththatfuelsu November 20 2008, 16:04:27 UTC
Oh what the hell ever. Take that Sexy Jesus shit and peddlie it to someone who doesn't know better. *She's laughing as she punches him in the shoulder.*

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the_impala_kid November 20 2008, 17:05:00 UTC
I think you just blasphemed against Sexy Jesus. *shakes his head* Oh, my child, when will you see the light?

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faiththatfuelsu November 20 2008, 17:08:03 UTC
You forget that I listen to you snore every night. That? Not sexy. The light I see is the alarm clock everytime you wake me up with your chainsaw impersonation.

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the_impala_kid November 20 2008, 17:10:40 UTC
*affronted, as he is every time she brings this up* Sexy Jesus doesn't snore, honey. You, however, are wipin' out the rain forests every night with all the logs you're sawin'.

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