012 - Drinking and taking it out on the barge.

[the_house_rules]

[House has propped his journal up on his chest, and it looks like his head is resting on the arm of his sofa. It's not immediately clear that he has been drinking, but oh it will be. This is a PUBLIC VIDEO, by the way.]

Hey everybody. So, hey. I lost my handcuffs this week. If you've seen them... let me know or something. Because I need them. [Cue a

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PRIVATE BECAUSE THIS IS A SECRET.

[the_house_rules]

It's not for me it's for my penis. A penis. The penis I am creating.

[Cue evil laughter.]

PRIVATE.

[the_house_rules]

No no no... no... not at all... sober is as sober does. Scouts honor.

[House does a little salute and kind of slaps himself in the face a little bit but doesn't seem to care or notice.]

PRIVATE.

[the_house_rules]

No, I'm... it's just me and my gin. And someone. My black friend.