010 - Not a turtle, but still a blue asshole.

[the_house_rules]

[Public Video, but aimed especially to Snape.]

[House is in his room. The video is showing an empty sofa, and the guitars on the wall, near the keyboard. Suddenly, audio kicks on obnoxiously loudly from somewhere in the room. Shortly thereafter, a still blue House comes into the picture, rapping and generally jumping around. It's almost as if the

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[tadwizard]

...maybe I could see if I can undo the blue.

Private.

[the_house_rules]

Is this maybe gonna cost me?

Private.

[tadwizard]

...not intentionally. I'm a wizard, but I never...undid blue before.

Private.

[the_house_rules]

You're kinda young. Sure you're not going to accidentally hurl as you wave your magic wang and turn me into a turtledove?

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[tadwizard]

...yeah, 'cause I don't use my wang when casting spells, even if it is a very magical thing.

I might accidentally turn you into a turtledove, though.

Private

[the_house_rules]

Gonna pass. Giant turtle was exciting enough for one lifetime.

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[tadwizard]

You're no fun.

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[the_house_rules]

I'm plenty of fun, I'd just like to not be an animal today.

Well, no more of an animal than usual.

Re: Private

[tadwizard]

Well, I probably wouldn't turn you into an animal.

Private

[the_house_rules]

I'll probably just pass.

Re: Private

[tadwizard]

All right.