010 - Not a turtle, but still a blue asshole.

[the_house_rules]

[Public Video, but aimed especially to Snape.]

[House is in his room. The video is showing an empty sofa, and the guitars on the wall, near the keyboard. Suddenly, audio kicks on obnoxiously loudly from somewhere in the room. Shortly thereafter, a still blue House comes into the picture, rapping and generally jumping around. It's almost as if the

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Private.

[thegooddrjones]

I'm glad to see you've returned to normal.

Private Video.

[the_house_rules]

This? Is not normal.

And you laughed at me when I turned blue. I declare war. Gird your loins. Or don't, I like ungirded loins.

[House is BLUE, helloooo.]

Private Video.

[thegooddrjones]

At least you're not a tortoise anymore.

Nice job on biting Snape, by the by.

And you'd laugh at me if I'd turned blue.

Private Video.

[the_house_rules]

Snape tastes awful.

I'd only laugh if you turned blue because of how improbable it would be, considering how black you are.

[There goes House, keeping things PC.]

Private Video.

[thegooddrjones]

I'll take your word on it.

I imagine that it would work somehow. Maybe it'd turn my eyes or teeth or hair blue.

Private Video.

[the_house_rules]

Good God, you're going to give me nightmares.

[About blue teeth and eyes, though probably also about Snape tasting.]

Private Video.

[thegooddrjones]

Well, [Martha grinned rather broadly at him, and then she pointed to him.] the smurf look really is kind of anti-nightmare for me, House.

We've also got some interesting cases going on in the infirmary if you can put this silly prank war down.

Private Video.

[the_house_rules]

Glad my misfortune works for you.

[Sarcasm and annoyance there.]

I will never put the prank war down. Especially not when it's my turn.

[House doesn't respond about the infirmary. Either she'll tell him why it's interesting, or she won't, but he's not asking.]

Private Video.

[thegooddrjones]

Oi. If this was someone else, you'd be giggling about it from the bloody rooftops. That's why it's funny.

[Martha just shakes her head with a bit of a grin when he mentions that he wouldn't put it down, and there was a sigh.]

The aliens all have some sort of flu.

Private Video.

[the_house_rules]

Is it a flu that turns them blue? If not, not interested.

Re: Private Video.

[thegooddrjones]

No, but considering that they have a bi -espiratory system and yet somehow still have colds?

Private Video.

[the_house_rules]

What's that, their lungs swing both ways? They have spares in their TARDII?

Private Video.

[thegooddrjones]

Well, it allows them to survive strangulation. They should be able not to be congested and what not, I think.

Private Video.

[the_house_rules]

Kill them.

It'd be fun to see if they regenerate or toll. $50 says regenerate.

Private Video.

[thegooddrjones]

No, they don't regenerate once they're aboard.

And killing them won't help considering I think it's airborn.

Private Video.

[the_house_rules]

Well that's boring.