Greek Town Glory

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So yesterday was quite interesting if I may say so myself. I went to the Water Tower Place, and GREEK TOWN for the first time! I was so excited to read all of the greek signs and seeing all of the Greek pride visible down the block!

I was in the lounge late night talking online when a bunch of people came in wasted. I've never talked to a drunken person before, so one of the guys got his roomie to come and talk to us. It was flippin' hilarious! Definitely a night to remember...though he might not be able to say the same lol.

Greek fest tonight in Chicago! I can't wait to get my Greek groove on!

To all my awesome gal friends who don't have myspace or don't read bulletins...I thought this was so funny and (mostly) true, so I had to put it here.
Enjoy.

A poem for girls...

I shave my legs,

I sit down to pee.

And I can justify

any shopping spree.

Don't go to a barber,

but a beauty salon.

I can get a massage

without a hard-on.

I can balance the checkbook,

I can pump my own gas.

Can talk to my friends,

about the size of my @$$.

My beauty's a masterpiece,

and yes, it takes long.

At least I can admit,

to others when I'm wrong.

I don't drive in circles,

at any cost.

And I don't have a problem,

admitting I'm lost.

I never forget,

an important date.

You just gotta deal with it,

I'M USUALLY LATE.

I don't watch movies,

with lots of gore.

Don't need instant replay,

to remember the score.

I won't lose my hair,

I don't get jock itch.

And just cause I'm assertive,

DON'T CALL ME a b!+ch.

Don't say to your friends,

Oh yeah, I can get her.

IN YOUR DREAMS, my dear,

I can do better!

Flowers are okay,

But jewelry's best.

Look at me you idiot...

Not at my chest????

I don't have a problem,

With expressing my feelings.

I know when you're lying,

You look at the ceiling.

DON'T call me a GIRL ,

a BABE or a CHICK .

I am a WOMAN.

Get it, you DICK?!?!