utaban

May 05, 2006 21:31

Link storaaaaaaaaage!
Oh i do so love these uncreative posts ^_^

All five appearances on Utaban, subtitled (because im sick of hunting through youtube everytime i wanna watch one! Stupid people with their undescriptive summaries...)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YOZjlOEwf5Y&feature=PlayList&p=A58C4D4F0780B69A&index=57

contents: "the hidden meat" at grocery stores and how to go about obtaining it, taking four days to cook anything (no wonder he's so thin...) and playing the piano on a moving platform and NOT NOTICING HE'S MOVING (how can someone be THAT into their music?)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3prL1U65hOQ&feature=PlayList&p=A58C4D4F0780B69A&index=58

contents: demonstrating his matrix-influenced shower technique (it is like, not possible to bend that far back 0.0) his thoughts on "sexual play" (8 hours, wtf? 0.o) and of course, his "magnum" ("i didn't mean to say that on national television") ^_^

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yh3Ic17DF2Y&feature=PlayList&p=A58C4D4F0780B69A&index=59

contents: to kick or be kicked, "Men....will have to fight", telling his fans to "come and get some", and being distracted by the chandelier while the hosts are trying to talk to him ^_^

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRhINHtojmU&feature=PlayList&p=A58C4D4F0780B69A&index=107

contents: his crotchsplitting mechanism (slightly freaked out, but okay) in leather pants nonetheless, an amusing display of sadism "here let me help you" "gakutooooooo!!", getting felt up by the hosts (seriously, does he ever leave a talkshow without getting molested?) the 6% body fat, and what gackt looks for in a girl "i guess it would be bad form to say "good in bed""

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFOjdD80Xl0&search=gackt%2Butaban

"the jungle", mostly talk of his magnum (awkwaaaard), plus his freaky-ass hearing (i didn't realize lights made a sound 0.o) and some sweet drumming. Is it enirely necessary to wear sunglasses indoors, when the lights are already turned off? On EVERY appearance on this show? Oh well, its incredibly smexy anyway ^_^

Sorry about all the link storages lately, i feel a rant coming on later though, so stay tuned! (god, did i actually just write that...? *hates self* )
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