[GS]
MY JUNK IS MISSING!!!
No, SERIOUSLY! My no-no parts are gone!
I don't know what happened! I woke up today, went to the can and... my weenis wasn't there!
I dunno what's worse; the fact that it's missin' or the fact that now I have... lady parts!
I have boobies! I can't play football, 'cuz they get in the way and they hurt! Now I know why chicks are usually bad at sports... they got giant fun bags on their chest gettin' in the way and makin' their back ache!
This is sooo messed up. I guess the same thing happened to Dean too. I didn't notice at first though, since he's pretty much a chick anyway... so not much changed there. :/
But I gotta get back to normal!
What will Schro think?! Her man is a chick!?
She'll probably flip, I mean, I would. If she changed into a guy...
That's way creepy just thinkin' about it. *shudder*